The Syndicate: Volume 1
by Jules Jones and Alex Woolgrave
This e-book is a work of fiction. While reference might be made to actual historical events or existing locations, the names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Copyright © 2002 by Jules Jones & Alex Woolgrave
It took Allard precisely ten seconds to diagnose why "the screen thingy went all black."
"That's the fifth power-cable out of its socket I've seen today," he snarled gently. Time to go through the job ads. It could be very therapeutic to reassure himself that there was a vast market out there for sysadmins who had got tired of the current bunch of morons they were working with. He tried not to remember that the vast market was largely composed of other bunches of morons who had recently pushed their previous sysadmins beyond the point of tolerance. If nothing else, if he found a job on another planet, at least it would be a change of scenery.
He glared out of the window. He could think of so many better colours for a sky to be than orange. On the other hand, at least he had a window. His last workplace had been a hundred feet underground to get away from the weather.
Just as he was putting his feet up and reaching for his second cup of coffee, he heard a beep. The prats hadn't even given him time to open the bloody job ads.
He reached for the com unit, wishing he had the nerve to bury it under his paperwork, so it would never be seen or heard from again.
"Yes?" he snapped, in a tone that meant "No!"
"My screen's gone all dark!"
He gritted his teeth. "Have you checked all the cables?" Standard procedure, when he wanted to say "fuck off!"
"Yes!" the voice on the other end squeaked. Allard recognised it now. He had given it a lecture last week after the third time in one day it had done something stupid.
"Prescott, isn't it?"
"Don't run away. I will not be pleased if I get there and you are not around to explain exactly what you have done to your machine."
He expected to have ten minutes of Prescott denying he had done anything, followed by a red-faced admission that he had installed the latest "game" going the rounds. He did hope so. It would put him ahead in the company's IT sweepstake, with the most common "stupidities" this month. Collecting stupidities was excusable. You had to derive warped amusement from them somehow.
He was wrong. "Prescott, why do you have a portable heater in your office?"
"They're doing building work and they switched the heating off."
Reasonable. "Why have you got it right next to your computer?"
"I wanted to keep my legs warm, and the computer's main box is under the desk. It gets in the way if I put it on top."
Allard refrained from using any four-letter words, because last time somebody had actually taken it as an invitation. Instead, he explained that Prescott's computer would be taken away for repairs, and Prescott would not be getting it back for at least a week. He did not mention that Prescott could have his machine back within the hour if he were not so annoying that it was a public service not to give him a computer.
"But what shall I do about my files?"
"Restore them from the frequent three-generation backups we have been explaining for the last two years you should make."
"No. No. My personal files on that computer."
Allard rubbed his hands together. Personal, embarrassing files? He might get some entertainment out of today, after all.
He took out the drive unit in seconds (with Prescott looking at him as if that were a black art, as usual) and pocketed it. "With my equipment, I can probably access the files and move them across to the main storage for you. You'll be able to access them from your officemates' machines. Won't that be helpful?"
Prescott went white, and said, "Er…"
"A job well done, I think," said Allard. "Of course, it may be quicker just to repair the computer and bring it back to you."
Prescott looked fidgety.
Allard picked up the computer and walked out with it. It went on his "to do eventually" table, and he returned to his coffee and job ads. With any luck, he'd never have to repair it, because he would have left the company. What a good argument for leaving the company.
Allard picked up his coffee and took a long swig. He could feel his brain-cells stretching under the stimulation; when he was talking to Prescott, he could feel them shrinking.
The job ads. Surely he would find something there to offer him the promise that not every IT person had to deal with people like Prescott all the time?
Logging onto one of the better sites, he set a search running and left it to its own devices. He could finish his coffee break with Prescott's private files, presumably a porn collection, and check the selected ads over lunch.
It was quite an extensive porn collection. Not particularly to his taste, but very thorough. Prescott had a thing for little white socks. He could have happily gone through his whole life without knowing that. Little white socks on airbrushed pretty-boys, posed beside vehicles or stallions or outdated edged weapons in an unconvincing way.
Allard preferred women to men, and men to boys. When he was thinking about men, he liked them large and freshly sweaty, not gleaming with carefully applied baby oil. He also liked them old enough to have a bit of personality. Prescott liked a personality-vacuum in his pretty pictures.
The models also all appeared to be sharing a single brain-cell between them. This was doubtless utterly unfair on some of them, because at least one or two of them must be quite intelligent in the real world. It was just, he liked the intelligence to show.
All very boring, really. There was no need for Prescott to have been quite so embarrassed, other than for his lack of taste. This was extremely tame. No orgies, not even a hint of kink, and the pretty boys were all well over the age of consent. In his years as a sysadmin, Allard had learnt quite a lot about human sexuality. Some of it he would rather not have known, including things like colleagues with a penchant for little white socks. Prescott was deeply, wearyingly normal. He felt his eyes closing even thinking about it. There certainly wasn't anything here that he'd be remotely tempted to add to his personal collection. He preferred pictures of real people.
That little lot really was depressing. Back to the job ads. An unusual advert caught his eye. WANTED: IT SPECIALIST FOR SYNDICATE CREW. There was a word you didn't see every day. Syndicate? Oh, yes, a political philosophy advocating worker-control; a sort of left-wing capitalist thing.
He put "syndicate" into a search-engine and got back reams of nonsense (including some alarming stuff about pirate ships, back in the days of wood and sail) which seemed to imply that his guess was more-or-less correct.
A quick e-mail query later, he had the appropriate loony-fringe e-mail land in his inbox, explaining why it would be a really good thing to have a part-share in a ship. He sighed. He liked clean, well-paid jobs (where he could get away clean and well-paid); this sort of arrangement sounded messy.
On the other hand, the work sounded interesting, and being his own boss could only be an improvement on his current boss. This lot didn't believe in management, obviously, but from where he was sitting, neither did his current employer.
He sent off his résumé.
He was mildly surprised to find an invitation to an interview sitting in his inbox the next morning. He hadn't expected the determinedly political bunch to show any interest in a faceless capitalist when there were doubtless so many of their own lot interested in joining.
The interview was tomorrow. Not a lot of notice, but as they said, they would be in the neighbourhood.
He didn't bother to hide the message. In fact, he left it open on the screen. Even if nothing came of it, he could happily annoy various people by letting them know he was looking for a job elsewhere.
The ship was somehow larger than he'd expected, given the impression he'd had of a fairly small group of people. Of course, his previous experience was with passenger ships, and this must be a freighter. It looked good, reasonably trim and well-cared-for, not that he was an authority on such things. It was rather let down by the name Mary-Sue in purple letters with a rose painted beside it. Taste obviously wasn't these people's middle name.
"You don't have to tell me," murmured a tall, curly-haired man who could evidently read his expression. "It was Harry's idea, and he's like that."
"It just seems a curious name for a ship," said Allard. "Who are you, by the way?" Now this is more like it, thought a part of Allard's mind still shuddering from Prescott's taste in porn. Big, friendly, sexy, and not airbrushed-to-death. This man was in his early thirties, probably around Allard's own age, ordinarily attractive without being 'pretty', and untidy without being a mess. He also had an impressive mane of brown curls that, with the long face and dark-honey-coloured eyes, actually made him look leonine.
"Vaughan." The man held out his hand. "Ship's engineer. I take it you're the IT expert who's due for the interview."
"Allard." Allard held out his own hand politely, despite worrying about what a large engineer's grip could do to a precision tool like his hand. "Will you be taking me to see the captain?"
Vaughan winced visibly. "I am the captain, but it's not a way of thinking we encourage. This is a community of equals; I just tend to sign the paperwork if I don't happen to run away fast enough."
"What an interesting outlook on life," said Allard, hoping that avoiding signing paperwork did not extend to paycheques.
"What would you like first -- see what the job is? Tour of the ship? Meet the other members of the crew?"
"I'd like to do the job, not move in and marry it," said Allard.
Vaughan looked slightly hurt. "You've never done a ship-based job before, have you?"
"I should imagine it's fairly similar to any other, apart from the scenery."
"Well, in a manner of speaking, you do have to move in and marry it, or at least move in."
It showed how desperate he'd been to leave the current -- no, previous -- job that it hadn't actually occurred to him that this job would involve living with his colleagues as well as working with them. "I see what you mean." He thought about it. "You can explain the job to me as we tour the ship. I'm going to have to look at your equipment anyway."
Vaughan spluttered slightly. "Sorry. Too much exposure to Harry. For a second, I thought you were referring to something else."
This made no sense to Allard. "Equipment, tools, tech," he said impatiently, waving a hand.
"This ship," said Vaughan, stepping through the door and leading him down a corridor that somehow didn't seem quite to scale, "is second-hand, or more than that, from a bunch of aliens. It's passed through a number of hands, tentacles, whatever…" he waved airily, "and we've landed up with it. Its systems are a little strange, and since we're -- you might call us an accumulation of specialists -- we want to find the best IT expert we can."
"Oh, you're a group of consultants." Allard was pleased to finally find a normal handle on this group. The ship looked rather less battered than he'd expect from a 'communal-property' bunch of weirdos. Since all of them owned a share, it was their money, paintwork, and furniture; he supposed it made sense it wasn't shabby. The corridor, at least, was clean and well-maintained, just a few minor scuffs and chips on the paintwork from daily use.
"More or less," said Vaughan. "Everyone on this ship has a skill that's useful to the ship itself and can be hired out. We do some trading and cargo-running, but we also act as consultants."
This is a definite improvement on my previous job.
"So you want me to handle ship's systems and act as a consultant?"
"That's the general idea."
Just as Allard was beginning to wonder if the corridor actually ever came to an end, Vaughan led the way into the computer room. Allard was pleased to see that this, too, was clean, moderately tidy, and well-lit.
"Yes, that might be acceptable. I won't stand for having a share in the ship, though. Nothing personal, it's not the way I work. I want a salaried position."
"Owning shares in the syndicate is the way this ship works," Vaughan said. "I thought that was clear from the ad."
He'd better get this point clear from the start. "It's not the way I work. If I decide you're all a bunch of…" wankers, he thought, and decided to wait to say that until the contract was signed, "…idiots, I want to be able to pull out without having to stop to disentangle my capital."
"We do actually know how to run a business," Vaughan said. "We've been doing it this way for some time, and been quite successful. We are not about to lose your capital for you."
I should have used 'wankers.' It makes it a lot clearer. But business sense would have been the next point to address. He assembled what little tact he had. "I was actually thinking more along the lines of working compatibility, whether you would suit as colleagues, but I'm glad to hear that you're as attached to your money as I am to mine."
"Well, we haven't had any other suitable applicants from this system," Vaughan said rather doubtfully.
How dare he suggest I might not be good enough, Allard thought for a split-second, before catching up to the point that he knew how good he was, but he hadn't actually proved it yet.
"If you're as good as you seem to think you are, perhaps we can come to some sort of arrangement," Vaughan went on. "Give you until the next planetfall to make up your mind. Of course, if you left the ship at that point, we'd want you to pay a fare."
It was good to see that at least one member of the crew was very hard-nosed about money. He'd thought they might be a bunch of woolly-minded idealists, but Vaughan, at least, seemed to have his head screwed on the right way 'round.
"As long as I get paid a reasonable salary for the work done in the meantime," he said.
"We'll be fair about that. Now, can you actually work with these systems?"
Many of them looked fairly unproblematic, although they clearly had been used by members of several different cultures and at least three different species. He noticed that an AI appeared to have been part of the original fittings -- or at least that's what he'd thought that particular unit was. "What's your main AI like?" he asked, slightly preoccupied with a little preliminary button-pushing.
"Shy," said Vaughan.
Allard stopped pushing buttons and looked Vaughan in the face.
"Shy, I said," Vaughan repeated.
"That's not a disposition I remember encountering before."
"Nor had we," said Vaughan.
He filed that for future consideration. Well, it was an alien system.
After prodding a few more devices, he said, "I can probably manage most of this. The rest would take a bit more work. On the other hand, I can't think of many people who could do any better than that."
"I'll show you the engine room," said Vaughan. "Then I can take you up to the flight-deck, and you can meet the rest of the crew there, as well as look at the remaining systems."
"If you're the engineer, doesn't that mean you are adequate for taking care of the engine room? Certainly better than an IT expert."
"It's always useful to have some degree of backup," said Vaughan.
This is certainly better than the situation at my last place of employment now I've left. Allard hugged himself in silent glee at the thought of the amount of mess he would not be expected to clear up.
He followed Vaughan into the engine room.
"Just look at this engine!" Vaughan enthused.
Allard looked at it. It was an engine.
"This is quite an old ship," Vaughan said, stroking the engine-housing, "and this is the original engine. Not as sophisticated as some of the ones available today, but this one is actually far more reliable. It's easy for one person to manage. It manages itself most of the time. That's far more important than an extra percent efficiency."
Allard looked more closely at it, then he asked to have the housing taken off so that he could see it properly. Vaughan was right; this was actually a rather nice piece of technology, even if it wasn't new and shiny.
Vaughan picked up on his interest and started wittering on about it in detail. It was a pleasure listening to someone who knew his subject, and Allard couldn't help noticing that Vaughan had rather a nice voice. Especially when he started making love to his engines. Unlike Allard's last employers and colleagues, Vaughan was actually interested in what he did. This job was looking better all the time, even if the people involved had strange politics.
Eventually, Vaughan broke off from what he was saying. "I'm sorry, I got a little carried away."
Allard said, "Don't be. It's a pleasure listening to someone who's genuinely enthusiastic." Particularly when he's enthusiastic in a warm, flowing baritone that's a pleasure in itself to listen to. "My last colleagues left any interest in the job behind when they left work."
Vaughan looked at him appraisingly. "I can safely say we don't have that problem here. We do things because we're interested in them."
"This job seems more appealing all the time," Allard admitted.
"So how much notice do you need to give your current employers?" asked Vaughan.
"Just as long as it takes me to clear out my desk." Not very long. Since I got used to taking jobs as bad as that last one, I'm making sure I can strip every trace of my presence out of a building in twenty minutes or less.
"You're not going to give them any notice?" Vaughan sounded slightly shocked.
"They wouldn't give me any notice if they decided to dispense with my services." And that certainly didn't endear them to him. He'd have shown them a good deal more loyalty if they'd behaved better to him or others. "They didn't give two of my colleagues notice when they decided to dispense with their services and make me do both their jobs. I owe them nothing."
"I do hope this tit-for-tat mentality extends to giving notice to people who would give you notice," Vaughan said.
"I treat people precisely as well as they treat me." Which was, as far as Allard was concerned, the plain truth. So many people over-complicated social interaction.
"Are you flirting with me, Allard?"
Including him, apparently. "If I've got to do that to get a job, I'm not interested."
"Well, that put me in my place," murmured Vaughan, sounding slightly regretful.
Time to think about un-squashing Vaughan later, if necessary, Allard thought. He could do with a few weeks concentrating on work before he started considering recreational activities. Vaughan was the sort of person that would probably bounce back quite well if Allard decided to un-squash his ego later.
"I suppose I'd better take you to meet the others," said Vaughan, leading the way into the corridor.
"How many are there?" asked Allard.
"Three more humans, plus Master Control Unit 93."
"The shy AI?"
"Yes. He's got a bit more personality than your average AI."
"In other words, he's as weird as the rest of the crew."
Vaughan faked a huge double-take. "Who told you about the rest of us?"
Allard smiled politely.
"But seriously," Vaughan said, "why the hell would you apply to join us if you have no interest in what we're doing?"
"You may have gathered that I do not enjoy my present place of employment."
"Somewhat," agreed Vaughan.
"Even a slightly cuckoo job with people who are at least marginally intelligent would be a big improvement. I can stand a few political speeches for the sake of a decent job. And if you can stand the odd ideological disagreement for the sake of a decent worker, we may be able to come to some arrangement."
Vaughan said, "That's not the point."
What a pity. We were getting on so well until now.
"This is not a lunatic-fringe operation that substitutes verbiage for work," said Vaughan rather firmly. "It's a serious way of getting people to work together on a long-term basis in a way that benefits both the group and the individuals. This co-operative has been running for about five years now, with changes in membership as people found they were suited to a larger or smaller group. We do have provision for people to leave, whether to join a group more suited to their tastes or to leave syndicalist ship-running completely." He looked at Allard with intense dark eyes. Allard was interested to see that Vaughan's eye colour shifted with emotion. "But it's a serious operation, and we ask that our members try to take it seriously. We cannot run on the same basis as short-term contracts for a large corporation, if that's what you're used to."
"I find that quite understandable," said Allard, "but it's not my way of working." He paused. "Look, I'm not the easiest of people to get on with. I don't get on with other people easily. I function best where I have the security of knowing I can walk out, if necessary."
"All of us," said Vaughan quietly, "have probably worked for large corporations at some point. We appreciate the freedom to make our own minds up."
"Who exactly is 'we'? You were about to tell me before we got sidetracked into political debate."
"Well, here we are at the flight-deck," said Vaughan. "You're welcome to come in and meet the rest of us."
Allard followed Vaughan through to the flight-deck. It was spacious, well-equipped, and clearly old but well looked-after. It was also not designed by humans.
A balding but quite young man was trying to sprawl in an alien chair and put his feet up on the desk. Obviously, it was quite difficult for humanoids to lounge about on this ship, but he looked as though he was putting in the effort. Despite the casual, nondescript clothes and thin fairish hair, he wasn't bad-looking. An expressive face, and Allard liked the look of the laugh-lines around his eyes.
He got up when he saw them come in. "Harry Chance. Valuations man. Are you the one who's going to throttle our computer systems into some sort of shape?"
"Possibly," said Allard non-committally.
"Harry's already introduced himself," said Vaughan. "Over there we have Karen Bright, our weapons tech…" A rather attractive woman with dark, curly hair glanced up at him, smiled, and then looked back at her console. "And our pilot, Claire Steele." The striking blonde did not look up at him. That was all right. If he'd been busy when somebody had strolled into his office, he'd probably have waited until he'd finished what he was doing, as well.
"And, last but not least, Master Control Unit 93." Vaughan indicated an arrangement of geometric shapes on the wall that Allard had taken for a piece of art. It didn't say anything.
Allard politely faced it, feeling slightly silly. "Hello, Master Control Unit 93. I am Allard."
"Say hello, MCU 93," said Vaughan.
It still didn't say anything.
"This may be your new personal physician," said Vaughan. "You might say hello to him."
An androgynous voice (tilted very slightly towards the male end of the spectrum) said, "Welcome aboard the Mary-Sue, Allard."
"Now we've been introduced," said Allard, "may I approach you with a probe at some point? I've been known to get unpleasant showers of blue sparks from AIs who do not consider me properly introduced."
"I like this one," said MCU 93 to Vaughan. "May we keep him?"
"We haven't decided yet," said Vaughan.
He turned to Allard. "You're doing a lot better than the last one we tried. He did his best to rewire MCU 93, without bothering to ask first. MCU 93 took it personally."
"I'm not surprised," said Allard. "In case you didn't know, changing an AI's circuitry can actually affect their personality. It would be roughly equivalent to somebody spiking your drinks. Or, in extreme cases, a lobotomy."
The blonde (ah yes: Claire Steele) looked up. He noticed she had brown eyes -- unusual combination with what he was ready to swear was a natural blonde hair colour. She gazed at him thoughtfully, and then said, "At least you seem to know what you're talking about. There aren't that many people with much experience of AIs. Let alone alien ones."
"I know enough not to treat them like ordinary computers."
Actually, the opportunity to handle an alien AI was an attractive feature of the job. Living on a ship controlled by that AI was less appealing. AIs weren't that common, for a good reason. They were just as capable as humanoid intelligences of going insane. For some reason, people were far more bothered by that when the life-form in question was silicon. This was irrational. Allard wanted to keep as far as possible from mental disturbance, whatever the physical make-up of the circuits containing it. But it was easier to overpower something if it wasn't built into the fabric of a ship; that particular worry was sensible enough.
However, MCU 93's personality seemed pleasant and likeable, which was a good start. Allard wouldn't be surprised if insanity had warning signs like brooding or paranoia, and the 'feel' of MCU 93 was quite healthy.
"We do have a slight problem, everybody," said Vaughan rather hesitantly. "He's not a syndicalist."
"What's he doing here, then?" said Claire, staring at him. "The advert was clear enough. We don't want any time-wasters."
"If I might join the conversation at this point," said Allard, "there are more important things than minor political squabbles. Like finding out if the work I can do is necessary, and if we can work together."
Harry exchanged a 'full of himself, isn't he?' sort of glance with Vaughan.
Vaughan said, "That point didn't become clear until he was already touring the ship, but I believe he may have something to offer us."
"The last non-syndicalist we tried," said Claire, "was an industrial spy who ripped off all the technical details he could take back to his corporate home."
"I don't like working for corporations any more than you do," said Allard flatly, "but I need my freedom."
"Why should we take you instead of somebody who believes in the same principles as we do?" said Harry.
"Because I'm very, very good."
Vaughan sighed. "And he's not flirting when he says that. I've tried."
No, Allard agreed, I wasn't flirting, and I don't intend to. At least not just yet. However, this crew provides considerably more inspiration for flirting than the last lot.
"Are we supposed to take his abilities on trust?" Claire said. "This is a second-hand -- well, tenth-hand -- ship bought from aliens. It has special requirements. Can you deal with alien computers?"
"Probably better than most. Oh, you want a free sample, do you?"
"You must see our position," Karen said. "We don't know anything about you."
"I've been discussing this with Vaughan," Allard said. "He seems to think that a form of consultancy work might be fair on both sides."
"As a probationary period," Vaughan hastily put in.
At the end of the probationary period, Allard thought, I will have left if I don't like it. If I do like it, I can always threaten to leave. And if they don't care if I leave, I haven't been doing a good enough job anyway.
"I've never worked on a ship before," said Allard. "As Vaughan has already pointed out to me, it involves living as well as working with my colleagues. I don't think it's unreasonable for me to find out whether I'm suited to that before making a long-term commitment."
Harry said, "Yes. If you go stir-crazy after three days in space, we probably don't want the hassle of trying to untangle you from the contract before you can leave."
"I think I can manage three days," said Allard. "I have, after all, travelled on a number of occasions."
"Just how many jobs have you run away from?" said Claire.
She's a bitch. But so am I. I can cope with that. At least she had a personality. It might be no more pleasant than his own, but compared to Prescott and his un-charming stable of pretty-boy photos, it was a big improvement on 'bland'. She was better-looking than Prescott, as well.
He grinned at her. "I didn't run away from all of them. And no, I wasn't sacked, either. I've worked as an independent consultant as well as in a salaried position."
"I'm still not happy about this," said Claire.
"Just think of me as a consultant who just happens to be on board," said Allard. "If I was a planet-based consultant, I would expect to go and stay in the area. The area in this case happens to be your ship. If nothing else, you may care to employ me short-term to sort out your ship's systems. We can worry about long-term contracts after that."
"If you're happy with a short-term contract, why do you want to leave your present position?" asked Karen.
"Because they're a bunch of wankers, and I can't stand them," admitted Allard. "But don't tell them that until you've offered me a job."
Claire started to snigger. "At least he's honest. You can say that for him."
"There are two ways to take that from someone I don't know," said Karen. "Either they are a bunch of wankers, or you're a shit-stirrer. Without knowing you, I can't say for sure," she added demurely. Allard took a second glance at her. Yes, she was much politer than Claire, but she was quite capable of coming out with her own blunt style of remark -- very decorously. He suspected that the quiet voice and sweet smile covered up for that rather well.
"There is always the possibility that I am a shit-stirrer and they are a bunch of wankers who set me off," Allard said, with a helpful smile.
He paused, and decided to deal with the query seriously. He suspected that that, rather than stupid jokes, was the way to impress Karen. "Look, they really are a bunch of jobsworths. They arrive on the dot of nine and leave exactly at five, whether or not they've finished what they are doing. Nobody has any idea what anybody else is working on, or why; and the senior management treat us like dirt."
He thought about that. Vaughan had been more sympathetic to his attitude when he'd explained why he had that attitude. "Two of my colleagues were sacked, and I was expected to do their jobs. I resent that, but I also resent the fact that they came in on a Monday morning, were told to go to the office, and came back with a security guard to stand over them as they cleared their desks into a black bag, and were then marched to the door. They happened to be two of the few people I actually liked at that firm, but I would also like to be clear that it isn't a good way to treat anybody."
"This is the sort of thing we're trying to stop!" said Vaughan, eyes alight with fervour. "We are all co-owners. Nobody should have to deal with that sort of behaviour just because there are bosses."
"You'll have to excuse Vaughan," Harry said lazily, returning to his default sprawl. "We all take it seriously, but Vaughan takes it very seriously."
Allard thought he could probably put up with the evangelism, as long as he was merely expected to share a room with it and not pontificate as well. At least Vaughan had a rather nice voice, even when he was talking complete bollocks. It could always be considered background music.
"If you can put up with me, I can put up with you. I think." He decided, on a provisional basis, to like these people. They were weird, true, but they were intelligent, and even good-looking, which might be a consideration later on in the long distances between planets. "As long as I can decide to leave later if I'm wrong about that, or you can decide to put me down on the nearest planet sooner than actually strangling me."
"Is that what passes for diplomatic from you, Allard?" Claire said.
"Yes. If you can cope, this may be a fruitful relationship." He looked at Vaughan. "Do I have a job?"
"Hey!" said Harry. "The rest of us have a vote in this, too."
"Sorry," said Allard, meaning it. "It'll take me a while to get used to the way things are done here, but it'll probably be more interesting than the sort of job with a boss who decides everything." Whether he's competent to or not.
"Show of hands?" said Vaughan. "Hands up, everyone who's willing to try this arrangement with Allard.
To Allard's complete amazement, everybody raised their hands. That's not how it works. People drew lots not to sit next to me at the last place but one. "Are you absolutely sure?" he asked. "Remember, you will be living with me, and I might not manage even the most cursory façade of pleasant behaviour over my own personality on those terms."
"We're weird, too," said Harry.
"He certainly knows of what he speaks," said Claire, with a cynical grin and a toss of her bright blonde hair. "Quick, Vaughan, get him to sign the contract before he finds out about Harry's idea of personal entertainment."
"What is Harry's idea of personal entertainment?" asked Allard quickly.
"We're it," said Claire. "He's a voyeur, and we can't keep him out of our data-files or his audio bugs out of our bedrooms, try how we might."
"You can't," said Allard, rather smugly, thinking that at least Harry seemed to have a more lively taste in porn than Prescott did.
"And you can, if you're capable of doing the job we hired you for," said Karen. Allard was moderately surprised -- she'd kept fairly quiet until now.
"Where are you going, Harry?" asked Claire, over the sound of Harry getting up with more speed and animation than he'd shown in half an hour.
"Running a backup!" said Harry, over his shoulder.
"Tut, tut," said Allard. "You should already have one in a safe place. I can see I will have a lot to teach you about data security."
"When can you join us, Allard?" Vaughan asked.
He glanced at his watch. "My employers -- may they rot in hell -- are still at work at this point, so I should be able to clear my desk and get back to you within the next hour or so. It'll take me a little longer to clear out my flat, but I'm a consultant -- I'm used to knowing I may need to move at short notice. I don't seem to have collected a lot."
"Want a hand packing stuff?" Vaughan asked.
About to refuse, he stopped and thought about it. With two of them, he could get away with shifting the stuff himself rather than getting professional help. And Vaughan was reasonable company when he'd dismounted from his particular hobbyhorse.
"Thank you. I'd like that," he said.
A discreet distance from the front door of his erstwhile employer, he finally gave vent to his feelings. He'd bottled it up until he'd left the premises, on the grounds that he might one day need a job with the same bunch of morons again.
Vaughan politely let him rant until he'd run out of steam. "Do you need help finding further synonyms for 'wanker'?" he asked, after a while.
"No. Thank you for listening to me get that off my chest."
"Even my brief exposure to that establishment," said Vaughan, "tells me why you were so eager to leave. It reminds me of why I became involved in the syndicalist movement in the first place. Let's move on quickly before I succumb to the temptation to set fire to it."
Allard could quite understand why Vaughan felt that way, having been subjected to a security check for unannounced visitors. Allard led the way to his flat. One of the few enjoyable features of working for that company had been that he was within easy walking distance of work, and still living somewhere pleasant.
Now it had the benefit that he'd never bought a car -- one less thing to get rid of.
"You do travel lightly, I see," said Vaughan. "I suppose if you've been working as a consultant on short-term contracts for the last few years, you've needed to be able to move in a hurry."
"Not usually this much of a hurry," said Allard, opening his front door. "Why did you accept me? I was expecting a lot of talking-around-the-subject."
"We are quite practical," said Vaughan. "We have sound business reasons for needing a very good person to handle our computer systems. And although we would have preferred to have a full member of the syndicate, we would have needed a short-term computer consultant anyway." He grinned cheerfully. "And there's always the hope that we'll have converted you by the time you've finished the work that needs immediate attention."
"And besides, your AI likes me," said Allard, smiling back, and mentally dividing his possessions into those he wouldn't mind a casual acquaintance handling and those he was going to pack himself, in private.
"This is a nice flat," said Vaughan. "With windows. Are you sure you'll be comfortable on a ship?"
Allard thought about it. "I don't see why not. You showed me the cabins are nice and big, even if it's because they were designed for eight-foot aliens. If it comes to a view, I can always look at the stars."
Allard was six hours into a ten-hour job. He wanted a pizza, but wasn't within a thousand light-years of a delivery round; he wanted intravenous caffeine or, conversely, the time to take a good rest; he wanted the damn thing finished, and it wasn't shaping up. Six hours of fighting the technology into submission, and he was beginning to wonder if there was enough caffeine in the ship's stores to keep him running until the end of the job. The computers were better-fuelled than he was. He hated it when that happened.
He did not want Vaughan, the engineer and the closest the ship had to a central authority (which, in practice, meant that everyone came and argued with him first before arguing with everybody else). More particularly, he did not want one of Vaughan's late-night specials in the way of philosophical conversation, about Honesty or Liberty or whatever damn thing it was this week.
It might be other people's idea of how to pass the time between planets, but he preferred a good book. And he meant good. Vaughan had lent him some god-awful syndicalist thing about Non-Structured Decision-Making, and he used it to prop his wonky chair-leg. Allard still hadn't managed to get through to Vaughan the reason he was on a syndicalist ship, which was that it was the furthest he could get from authority while still being paid.
Anyway, he'd like to know how Vaughan would cope with his idea of bedside reading, which was something on algorithms.
He prepared himself to fend off some teeth-grindingly dull speech on philosophy.
"What've you said to Karen?" asked Vaughan.
Damn. It wasn't even the philosophical variant on his back now, and he wasn't any too interested in gossiping with Vaughan, either.
"It started with a polite 'no' and she asked me to expand on it," Allard said.
"Dear me, you do have exacting requirements," Vaughan murmured. "What would your Ideal Lover be like, as a matter of interest?"
Allard, without turning round, snapped, "Dynamite sex, no conversation, and turns into a pizza afterwards. With extra-strong coffee."
"All right, all right, I can take a hint," Vaughan murmured. "Good night, Allard."
Two nights later, Allard had finished that job and had one good night's sleep. Unfortunately, the job had reproduced before it died, and littered that corridor with equally urgent necessary-things-to-do. So he was deep into the next when he heard Vaughan's footsteps again. Doesn't he ever sleep? he wondered, annoyed.
"So, you ordered 'dynamite sex, no conversation, and turns into a pizza'," Vaughan said thoughtfully.
Allard's nose twitched. There was something distinctly savoury in the air. Had Vaughan managed to…no, that was silly. It was definitely too late at night for this conversation.
"Will 'arrives bearing pizza' do as well?" Vaughan asked him.
Allard backed clumsily out of his work. Anchovies, olives, plenty of cheese, all the extras. And he had missed dinner because he was busy. "Yes. As for the rest, I suppose two out of three isn't bad," Allard said, thinking about the 'no conversation' and the 'pizza'. He took a slice and bit down. His eyes half-closed. Delicious.
Vaughan leered at him. "Three out of three, if you please." He fumbled in his pocket as Allard took another big bite of pizza, and handed Allard a very large silk hanky. It looked familiar. It looked suspiciously like the one he'd bought because it was large enough to use as a scarf. "I took the liberty of rummaging in your drawer for something suitable."
Allard frantically tried to remember exactly which drawer the hanky lived in, and decided he was probably safe. He chewed, swallowed, and took another mouthful. He'd like to know how Vaughan had programmed the kitchen for decent pizza -- he'd been trying for days, and all he'd got was cheese indistinguishable from industrial glue, on a base indistinguishable from cardboard. Perhaps he should have admitted that he didn't know everything there was to know about the ship's systems. He took a huge gulp of coffee. Industrial-strength verging on dangerous, as if Vaughan had brewed a big pot of extra-strength and stirred a caffeine pill into it. He could almost feel it running through his veins and invigorating him.
"This should be big enough, I think," Vaughan continued, gesturing at the hanky. "No matter what you may think about me having a big mouth."
Allard said, "Can I use it whenever I like?" hopefully. He could think of a few speeches that could have been helpfully or even profitably muted.
"Well, if you're that eager, we can skip the pizza and go straight to bed," Vaughan said, with an airy wave of his hand.
Allard spluttered. He ought, by all that was right and proper, to knee Vaughan in the balls and leave the room on a tide of righteous fury at this point, only (he didn't actually want to)…only it was a damn good pizza, wonderful coffee, and service of this standard ought to be encouraged. And there would be a certain amount of additional therapeutic value in being serviced by Vaughan. Vaughan was tall, well-built, well-hung and had lots of lovely curly hair he could run his fingers through. All of this didn't exactly make him an impossible prospect. The expressive brown eyes weren't bad either, and that rich, deep voice would sound wonderful if only it were whispering sweet nothings instead of politics or commerce. He might even be tempted to forego the gag. Eventually.
"I think I'm going to need the energy, if you want me awake."
"That's a tough choice," said Vaughan, "but I do want you to be able to come out with enough ardent praise for my efforts. So, nice as it would be to do you when you're half-asleep and quiet, I do want you awake."
Allard mumbled something through the pizza, about how dare Vaughan have the bloody nerve to ask for him to be quiet.
Vaughan waved the hanky, and said, "You were the one to specify no conversation, Allard. I'm just going along for the ride." The hanky fell fluttering to the table beside the pizza.
"I hope the ride's worth it," Allard murmured, through more cheese-and-anchovy topping. Actually, he was beginning to get distinctly interested. The cheese-anchovy-and-caffeine mix was beginning to invigorate points south, as well as cheer him up mentally.
"You'll have to decide that," Vaughan breathed intimately, and stroked him delicately between the legs, not precisely on or precisely away from any of the parts of his anatomy that might be presumed to take an interest.
Allard moaned through a mouthful of pizza.
"Good," said Vaughan, patting Allard's crotch lightly. "I can manage to contain myself for long enough for you to refuel; don't know about you."
Allard passed him the gag. "I've been fantasising about this for weeks," he told Vaughan, unable to stop himself smiling as the ambiguity winged neatly home.
"Before I put that on," Vaughan said, "I'd better help you with the pizza so we can get started quicker."
Allard mumbled a polite 'go ahead' noise through his third slice, and watched Vaughan bite happily into his first. He liked a man with an appetite.
Soon, there was nothing left but a round mark on the box.
Vaughan licked the grease off his fingers.
"It's traditional to lick one's own fingers, Vaughan," Allard murmured, for form's sake.
"Oh. Do mine need licking clean, then?" Vaughan murmured, and got up to trail them over Allard's face.
"No," said Allard, licking and sucking happily. "Which is a good thing, as you've still got to put that gag on."
"Can't it wait until we get to the bedroom -- and, incidentally, your room or mine?"
"Your room, Vaughan. You can get the grease on your sheets. And, incidentally, I quite like the idea of leading you through the corridors gagged."
"Oh. Well, if you want to wear it, it's fine with me and, I suspect, the rest of the crew. One or two of them have mentioned the possibility."
Allard decided the pizza must have cheered him up. It was the only possible explanation for finding that amusing rather than annoying.
Vaughan pulled him to his feet. "Let's get on with it, then."
In short order, Allard was clearing a lot of engineering texts, tools, and hardware off Vaughan's bed.
"I sleep on the chair if I can't be bothered to clear up," Vaughan admitted, rather apologetically.
"But the chair is covered with junk as well."
"Yes, but I can just tip it up and it all slides off," Vaughan told him.
"Don't try doing that with me." Allard gave an enormous fake yawn as he finished clearing the bed. "What were we doing, again? I may be too tired."
Vaughan kissed the back of his neck, trailing the kiss over to his ear. "I believe you mentioned something about 'dynamite sex'," he murmured. "It probably involves a good big stick of dynamite stuck into a narrow crevasse, and then it explodes all over the place."
Allard was in no possible doubt about the narrow crevasse, not with the way Vaughan's hands were all over his buttocks. "It sounds rather high-speed to me," he said doubtfully, turning round to face Vaughan.
"Oh," said Vaughan. "If there happened to be a stick of dynamite left over when the main one had gone off, one would just have to set a controlled explosion. Blow the lot to kingdom come," he added thoughtfully, licking his lips.
"Mmm," said Allard, finding the idea strangely appealing. "What do you mean 'the main one'?" he snapped suddenly. I wouldn't mind it up me, he decided, but there's nothing to say I have to take the attitude along with it.
"It's a matter of point of view," Vaughan said airily.
"Maybe you need a little attitude readjustment. I have a Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool," Allard said. He snorted gently. The 'Tool' was generally not that literal, and certainly not inserted, but there was always a first time. And it was practically his duty to go on top and eradicate any possible misconceptions Vaughan might have about dominance. And, his cock reminded him, it would feel good.
"What?" said Vaughan. He did look confused.
"A tool with which you adjust the attitude of a luser. 'Loser' crossed with 'user.' That is, a computer user who has just done something stupid. Again. Beating them about the head with a clue-by-four often does the trick. Most of my tools are in my toolkit, but I think I've got one in my trousers."
"Four inches, eh?" said Vaughan.
Allard felt a Bastard-Operator-from-Hell mood beginning to creep over him. "The four refers to the cross-section, Vaughan," he snapped. "As in two-by-four."
"I'm not that much of a size-queen," Vaughan told him. "Maybe I should be on top if you're actually deformed."
Allard began to reach for Vaughan's back pocket, where he'd last seen the hanky. It really was time to stuff something in Vaughan's mouth, and tempting as the idea of using his cock was, he intended to use his cock on the other end.
Vaughan seemed to enjoy that, until Allard whipped out the hanky and applied it to Vaughan's mouth with a cry of triumph. Thinking of whipping out the hanky, he did remember which drawer it had come from and, yes, it was the one with the whip. Damn. The whip had been a present from an admirer, a present that he hadn't actually used. He never expected to have a situation where he might want to put it to use. He could only hope Vaughan hadn't noticed the colour of the hanky.
He applied it firmly yet gently, and tied it in place. Vaughan's eyes were practically emitting sparks, the same way his own would be if the situation had been reversed. Vaughan wanted to talk back nearly as much as he did. Good. Although he would never entertain the concept that he might have been losing an argument, however light-hearted, he did enjoy the idea that Vaughan's desire to speak had been frustrated.
"Cat got your tongue?" murmured Allard. "I could have sworn that you'd have something to say about this situation. Even if it's just 'Unhand me, you villain!' That's the traditional response, isn't it?" He bit Vaughan lightly on the neck, enjoying the way Vaughan moved, as if he were trying to speak and nothing could come out. "Is that it? I can feel you struggling to escape."
He fondled Vaughan's cock, which was definitely trying to escape from Vaughan's trousers.
Vaughan reached up, presumably to remove the hanky.
Allard grabbed his wrists. "You promised," he said reproachfully. "No conversation."
A rather muffled number of words managed to make their way free. They might have been, "Do I get the dynamite sex, then?"
"I'm sorry? What was that?"
Vaughan appeared to try to mumble. "I eh, 'o I 'et the—"
Allard kissed him lightly on the hanky and grabbed him firmly on the cock. Vaughan fell backwards onto the bed. "I was thinking of having you on your knees, but since you're offering so kindly, you may stay on your back.
That would have been very erotic if Vaughan had not started giggling. Allard decided to stop trying to take it too seriously, and made a grab for Vaughan to ascertain that part of him was taking it seriously enough. It was. Good. He undid Vaughan's trousers, just to make sure he was right. Definitely not a couple of socks down there, although it was best if Vaughan lost the underpants. Yellow polka-dots just weren't his colour. He was rather impressed. He'd have bet a serious sum of money that yellow polka-dot underwear would put him off having sex with anybody. They didn't, but he'd better not push his luck. He removed the boots, dragged off the trousers, and finally, with a sigh of relief, took off the underpants and pocketed them.
"'Ot are 'ou 'oing?" said Vaughan.
"Call it a fashion statement."
Vaughan gave him to understand they were all that colour; he liked yellow. Allard shuddered. "All right, I'll dispose of all of them," he said wearily, thinking that if he'd known it was this much work, he'd have declined the offer.
Vaughan's eyes were incandescent with sheer ferocity.
Then again, maybe it would be worth it. He could always make sure it was.
He got up, found a tape measure on the small pile of things discarded from the chair, and took a few measurements. "Vaughan, could you try not to move? I'm trying for some degree of exactitude, and it keeps growing."
Vaughan growled through his muzzle.
"Something white and pure to go with the naïveté, I think," Allard said thoughtfully, once he'd got the measurements. "Or to go with any little fantasies I might have of deflowering you. But I'll have you naked, for now. I just want to make sure you aren't going around without any underwear once I've destroyed the yellow ones. I'd find the thought altogether too enjoyable for work hours."
He addressed the ship's computer, and some fresh, white, untouched-by-human-bottom underwear fell softly down the requirements chute. At least that part of the software was working. He put those in the wardrobe, making absolutely sure that the yellow dots, yellow ducks, and yellow fluffy chickens were safely on their way down the disposal chute.
He turned back to the bed, to discover Vaughan, having fully undressed, was hastily stuffing a pair of fluorescent green socks down behind the mattress.
He decided that a naked Vaughan was interesting enough to make it worth not getting into a fight about the socks. Or even a Vaughan dressed only in a hanky, which seemed to be a very fetching accessory. He said so, his voice descending into a low purr without any conscious decision.
Vaughan mumbled something about "'ot on 'e 'igh' eh!" Allard paused, decoded that as "not on the flight deck!" and said, "Of course not, Vaughan. I want to keep this little treat entirely to myself."
Vaughan grabbed his hand and pulled him onto the bed. "Yes, Vaughan, you have my permission to undress me." Whereupon Vaughan began to fiddle with Allard's clothes. To Allard's fury, with little effect. He appeared to be pushing the decorative buttons on Allard's shirt; first serially and then in combination.
Allard put up with this for five minutes, and then said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He listened to Vaughan's reply, which was extensive enough not to travel through a bunched hanky very well. "You have my permission to speak, Vaughan. Therefore, you may take a minute out of the scene to tell me."
Vaughan removed the hanky, worked his lips a bit, and said, "We've all been looking at that shirt and wondering what the buttons were actually for. I mean, they could be a little peepshow thing, one part of your body going on show when you press the right button. Sort of 'left nipple, right knee, cock, elbow', one by one. On the other hand, Harry thinks there's one jackpot combination that makes the whole lot fly off at once!" He was laughing too much to continue.
"Minute's up," Allard said repressively, replacing the hanky. "Now take my clothes off. Carefully."
Now that the joke was over, Vaughan seemed to have no trouble finding the fastenings on the shirt. Soon it was on the floor. Unfortunately the trousers were still at half-mast, because Vaughan had neglected to remove the shoes first. Allard could forgive this, as it appeared to be due to Vaughan's eagerness to get him naked.
"Do the job properly, Vaughan," he sighed. There was no point in letting Vaughan know his low standards were forgiven at this point.
Vaughan apparently thought that 'properly' involved nuzzling Allard's legs as best he could while taking the shoes off. The nuzzling was done well enough for Allard not to give him permission to remove the hanky to do it properly. His own less repulsive socks followed them, and then finally Vaughan disembarrassed him of trousers and underpants. Vaughan seemed to wrinkle his nose up slightly. Allard decided he must be imagining that his own clothing was perfectly practical, unlike things with horrible yellow patterns on them.
He lay down, with an ostentatious yawn. Vaughan took the hint, and began to wake him up. Fingertips flew, darting and dancing over his nipples, his thighs, the head of his cock, and a number of areas that shouldn't have been erogenous zones. He'd never heard of arousing the inner elbow, say, or the back of the knee. Not that he felt like complaining. Damn. This was the sort of foreplay that went even better with added kissing; he'd forgotten that point when insisting on Vaughan being muzzled.
Vaughan lay down, too, and lifted his knees.
Good idea, thought Allard. Getting on with the main event would distract him from worrying about the lack of kissing, and (his eyes glanced smugly downwards) nobody could say he wasn't ready.
Vaughan's eyes flicked sharply left. Following his gaze, Allard discovered a bedside-table, presumably full of all the usual useful bedside-table things.
"Inattentive of me," he said, and reached out. Sun cream, paracetamol, Philips screwdriver, hairbrush, half-dismantled thing…and, right at the back, a tall container of hand-lotion on its side, only slightly leaking. He poured himself a handful, rubbed it briskly in, and began to apply it.
Unfortunately for the fantasy, although fortunately for the reality, Vaughan probably wasn't a virgin. He squirmed enthusiastically, then frantically, moaning through the gag and grinding himself down against Allard's invading fingers. Allard slid them out, while Vaughan told him not to stop (quite clearly, although without bothering to use consonants) and prepared himself, making a display of that. He stopped making a display of himself just short of making a fool of himself, luckily.
"Aha, my pretty!" Allard said, pretending to twirl a moustache he didn't have. "Now I have you at my mercy." A perfectly judged pause. "That is the traditional thing to say, isn't it?"
Good. Vaughan was still laughing so hard, almost swallowing the gag, that he was not in any condition to be coherent, or tense. Vaughan cracked up, and Allard crammed in. It was an odd sensation, fucking someone who was laughing. It did mean they were unlikely to clamp down in any unpleasant way, but there were certain tremors which seemed to follow straight through from the muffled laughter to the heat enclosing him. He slid nearly out, then shoved in a lot harder. Oh, that was -- that was -- that was going to make him make a variety of embarrassing noises just about now. He buried his face in Vaughan's neck to silence them, and heard one seep out around the edges, altogether too much like a pleading squeak to suit his purposes. He'd better do something about 'no conversation' on his own account, before Vaughan noticed. Since they only had the one hanky between them, he'd have to improvise. He fumbled unhandily at the knots until they gave way. Hanky out, tongue in. That kept both of them busy, and quiet.
His hips jerked into a sudden ferocious thrust. And again, and harder. He hoped it felt as good for Vaughan's arse as it did to his cock, although he doubted that was possible. Shouldn't he be thrusting his tongue suggestively, fucking and mastering Vaughan from both ends, about now? He didn't have the coordination, or the will-power, to do anything but keep fucking, hard, while Vaughan sucked and stroked at his tongue. Asserting his power by fucking Vaughan? It was more that he was watching while Vaughan's arse swallowed him whole. Oh well, if he'd got the basic dominance parameters wrong for this relationship, Vaughan had definitely better fuck him next time. It was the last coherent thought he had before he was coming, fast and hard. He was enclosed by pure sensation, mouth and arse clamped onto him so that nothing could escape as he reached melting point. He was almost howling into Vaughan's mouth as his cock jerked, stopped moving, poured helplessly and exquisitely into the other end of Vaughan.
He had needed that very badly, he thought, opening his eyes and glancing blankly at the clock. All three minutes of it. He had also done it very badly, if one considered the three minutes and the fact Vaughan didn't look precisely ecstatic.
"I told you the trouble with dynamite is it's too quick!" he snapped, only just holding himself back from apologising by main force.
"All right, Allard. You were right and I was wrong. Now do something about it," Vaughan ordered.
Allard raised an eyebrow. "You mean I have to ruin this lovely, languid afterglow by actually doing something?"
"All right then," Allard said peaceably, sliding off Vaughan and letting him get his legs down. He fondled Vaughan's cock appreciatively. "What, for preference?"
"We were discussing a controlled explosion, which sounds fine," said Vaughan.
"Not sure I can manage it with a stick of dynamite this big," Allard said.
"Try," said Vaughan.
Allard sighed, grumbled (not entirely seriously), and decided this was the sort of unreasonable demand from Vaughan he could learn to like. He bent down to get a better view of the problem. He enjoyed that, as well. He licked quickly all the way up from the base, back down, and up again slower. He liked the feel of a hot eager cock against his lips and tongue just before it went in.
"Please!" said Vaughan, rather throatily.
Ah. The magic word. Now he felt dominant; there was the sense of mastery over Vaughan's pleasure he'd been hoping for, and even if it had turned up late, he could enjoy it to the full. He opened his mouth and sucked the very tip. Oh, he could spend time with this. Maybe it might be worth drawing this out for a while until he was up for another go.
Vaughan groaned, sounding desperate.
He decided to be merciful, and wait until tomorrow. He sucked, hard. Honour would be satisfied by making Vaughan go at it as fast as he had, and he could manage that. Mouth on cock, tongue busy with a few little refinements, one hand steadying the impressive length of the rest of it, and the other playing with Vaughan's balls. He sucked, and sucked, and here came the explosion, here came Vaughan, noisy and hard and copious. Very copious; Allard still had quite a mouthful left once his 'stick of dynamite' had subsided. He moved up the bed and passed it neatly back to Vaughan in a long kiss.
Vaughan seemed to enjoy the kiss, infusing it with a languid sense of endless possibilities. Damn. He'd meant it to be a way of handing back Vaughan's by-product and remaining coolly uninvolved.
He stopped kissing. "I just like the taste," he said, and glared downwards at his not-quite-erection, which was showing signs of coming back.
"Yes, I know," said Vaughan in a soothing rumble.
Allard decided it was a rather nice voice for whispering sweet nothings. He did not say so. Then he rolled onto his belly and said, "I need a wash." Preferably in cold water.
Vaughan went to the bathroom and ran a hot bath. When the steam had reached a certain degree of pleasant-smelling approachability, Allard padded in its direction, irresistibly drawn. The bath was big enough for two, which was fortunate, as it was already occupied by one. It was just not quite too hot. He liked that. He eased himself in beside Vaughan, with a sigh.
Vaughan said. "Well, 'dynamite sex', 'no conversation', and 'pizza'. How well did I do, then?" His tone was distressingly bumptious.
"I will take an equal share of the responsibility for the sex not being as 'dynamite' as it might have been. The 'no conversation' was adequate. You were supposed to turn into a pizza afterwards, but bringing a pizza with you is an acceptable substitute, especially as I was hungry first. You forgot the ice cream."
"What ice cream?"
"The ice cream for after the pizza."
"You've already had your dessert, and you didn't mention ice cream. In fact, you didn't even eat the cream I provided."
"For that, one should slowly savour the taste, as at a wine-tasting," Allard told him, kissing him again. The flavour was still delightful. Allard glanced down, just to make sure he wasn't doing a visible 'periscope' act with the bathwater. Luckily, a mass of bubbles can cover a multitude of sins.
Vaughan grinned beside him. "Checking to see you're not enjoying yourself too much?" he said, doing his best to grope beneath the bubbles. He found something. "Is that all you can manage?" he asked, doubtfully.
"Actually, Vaughan, it's late, and I'm tired, and you're doing well to get that much. The libido is willing, but the flesh is weak. Take it as a statement of intent, post-dated to tomorrow."
"Want a cuddle till then?"
Allard considered this. The sample of 'cuddle' he was getting at the moment seemed to be particularly adequate, and although if Vaughan kept cuddling him until tomorrow morning they would both have to cuddle asleep, that was acceptable.
"Yes. As long as we don't have to spend all the time until tomorrow morning in a cooling bath." A thought struck him. "Do you need to change the sheets?"
Vaughan gave him a mistrustful glance. "What do you mean, you?"
"Exactly what I said." He might feel wonderful, but if Vaughan had turned up willing to provide services from pizza to bed and all points in between, Allard wasn't going to say no to any useful service.
"No, I'll be a lazy slob and sleep in it," said Vaughan cheerfully. "Although it might be nicer to sleep in you."
Allard groped for Vaughan under the bubbles. "You're tired as well, aren't you?" This was, he thought, a good explanation for why Vaughan hadn't got insistent. Vaughan wasn't quite half-way up.
"Didn't say I wasn't," Vaughan murmured. He was lying back with half-closed eyes, and looked entirely too comfortable, considering it would probably be sensible to go to bed and he couldn't lug Vaughan.
"Kneel up, Vaughan," Allard said.
Vaughan was evidently tired enough to do this without making any comment.
"Hands and knees." Vaughan flopped forward. Allard admired the view for a while, then started slopping some bubbles about. It was an attractive bottom, and he wanted to be sure he hadn't carelessly mistreated it during three very fast-moving minutes. He hadn't, apparently. It was now clean and unhurt. He slapped Vaughan's rump. "Up you get, Vaughan!"
Vaughan glared at him.
Allard used the "instant dry" function; the one that instantly vaporised a bathful of water and blasted the occupant with hot air. It wasn't the most pleasant way to finish one's ablutions, but it was undoubtedly the quickest known to man or alien.
"Warn a chap before you do that, Allard!" Vaughan muttered.
"I wanted you awake enough to stumble to the bedroom. I'm not going to lug you," said Allard.
Vaughan, grumbling, got to his feet and followed.
Allard got in, making sure to leave the damp patch for Vaughan. It wasn't too damp; they'd managed to get most of their enthusiasm inside each other.
"Good night, Allard," Vaughan said, reaching for him and closing his eyes.
"Good night, Vaughan," Allard said, grateful that Vaughan wasn't going to be embarrassing, and very grateful to go to sleep.
He hadn't slept quite that deeply for some time. What had he been doing? He rubbed his eyes hard; he could remember a lot of hard work, and a pizza, and…
He rolled over, and found the bed occupied by a large, warm, naked Vaughan.
…and a lot more hard work, in fact. His cock sprang instantly to red-alert, and told him it had forgiven him for putting it off at two o'clock in the morning, but he had better come up with the goods soon.
He prodded Vaughan.
Vaughan said, "Mmm?" and went back to sleep.
He prodded Vaughan harder.
Vaughan said, "Fuck off, Allard!"
This was good -- Vaughan knew who was in the bed with him. It was also bad -- Allard had just been told to fuck off, which was one word longer than what he'd been thinking about.
He tried again. Vaughan muttered and hid under the pillow.
Allard considered the situation more seriously. Last night, when he had definitely not been in the mood for socialising, Vaughan had provided calories and caffeine, and he had got in the mood. Therefore, he needed to provide calories and caffeine.
He borrowed Vaughan's dressing-gown and went and had a word with the food machine. Statistically, Vaughan's breakfast-of-choice appeared to be a pot of strong tea and a plate of hot toast with an assortment of marmalade and jam. Apart from the tea, that sounded acceptable to Allard, too.
He prepared a pot of tea and a pot of good coffee, both in one-person quantities.
Then he prepared a very large plate of toast, added some honey to the selection of marmalade and jam, grabbed the pots, and set off. Vaughan had retrieved his head from under the pillow to lie more comfortably, but appeared asleep.
He dumped the tray on the floor beside the bed. Vaughan twitched crossly at the sudden noise, and Allard waved a piece of toast-and-honey under his nose. Vaughan muttered something about liking to start with blackcurrant jam, and Allard made him a piece of toast-and-blackcurrant, passed it over, and started happily on the scorned honey.
Caffeine and sugar were a good way to start the day, he decided, and he hadn't given up hope of Vaughan rejoining the human race after enough toast and tea had been applied.
He licked a smear of blackcurrant off the tip of Vaughan's nose.
Vaughan looked at him, but didn't actually glare. This was progress.
The blackcurrant tasted quite good. He prepared a slice of toast-and-blackcurrant for himself, and guessed marmalade for Vaughan's next slice. This appeared to be acceptable, although Vaughan did mutter something about preferring the more acid things at the end.
"You'll get that," Allard told him.
"Back to normal service, then, I presume," Vaughan said. "Talking of which, breakfast in bed for somebody else isn't like you."
"Ulterior motives," Allard said. "I felt a lot less grumpy and a lot more interested in fucking you after caffeine and calories last night, and I am simply applying the same general principle."
"I'm not grumpy."
"Not any more," Allard said. "Do you feel interested yet?" He investigated.
Vaughan said, "At least I let you finish the pizza first. Good thing, too, I suppose, or I would have been served cold pizza for breakfast."
Allard shuddered at the idea, and reached for a slice of toast-and-strawberry to comfort himself. Cold pizza for breakfast was taking the computer geek stereotype a little too far.
"I thought you were investigating my condition," said Vaughan reproachfully.
"When I know I've got enough to work with," Allard told him, "I can get on with whatever's next on my list. In this case, breakfast."
Since Vaughan was now awake enough to deal with the toast himself, Allard lifted the tray from the floor and placed it on the bed between them. A slice or two later, he thought this might have been a mistake. Or perhaps he should have just tripled the normal amount of toast rather than merely doubled it. Well, at least Vaughan would have no excuse for low blood sugar putting him off.
They finished the toast, and Allard insisted they use the napkins. Vaughan would quite cheerfully have wiped his fingers on Allard, but Allard did have some standards. And besides, he knew what it was like to have crumbs in the bed, and other places.
Allard set the tray down on the floor and then pounced on Vaughan.
They might, of course, switch roles, which would have the benefit that he could indulge himself and let Vaughan do the work. But on the other hand, his disgraceful failure of control might have left Vaughan with the impression that Allard couldn't really manage it. It was his duty to disembarrass Vaughan of that, and switch roles later, once he'd established the general situation.
He was going to, he decided, have Vaughan properly, and thoroughly, and take about ten times longer than three minutes. Of course, his plan for last night had been fairly similar, but his control had been weakened by sexual deprivation and tiredness. He flung the bedclothes off to take a good look.
A marmalade-flavoured kiss, first, while he decided which way to approach the problem. Slow. He simply went still every time Vaughan tried not to let him lead, and let Vaughan figure it out. Once he'd got to the stage where Vaughan was waiting for him obediently, he showed off everything he'd ever learned about how to kiss, and then some. Suck, twine, curl, lick, keep kissing; deeper, then gently; a light quiver, suck and slide; some hard tongue-fucking; a momentary retreat to breathe; more suck-twine-curl-lick, going back in; more deep kissing, unfairly co-ordinated with tugging viciously at Vaughan's nipples; and finally an unhurried glide of Allard's mouth down to Vaughan's neck, leaving him panting and begging.
"You're ready," Allard murmured into Vaughan's ear. "I do like that."
"So do something about it!"
"Oh, I intend to," he purred, and ran a fingertip over Vaughan's cock, doing his best to achieve a level of stimulation that was irritatingly insufficient.
"Do something else about it!"
Allard fished a silk handkerchief from under the pillow.
Vaughan shut up.
There were certain benefits to Vaughan's lack of body-hair, Allard decided. In particular, one could rub and stroke and tongue all over him without having to stop and spit out awkward little hairs. Smooth, hot skin felt very, very good, and his cock started to suggest that rubbing against that plentiful expanse could be satisfying. He told it that that wasn't going to give Vaughan the impression he was in control, and to shut up. He couldn't stop touching all that skin, though, which was quite all right, as he didn't have to. Instead, he rested his hot face and lips against the smoothness of Vaughan's chest, using his hands in stereo to tug Vaughan's nipples to eager, greedy peaks. Down a bit, biting evenly and softly on one nipple after the other, and licking down the side of Vaughan's body where Vaughan wouldn't be expecting it, then running a fingertip lightly down the middle, stopping just short of touching his cock. He could hear Vaughan's heartbeat, flatteringly interested, and was glad this position did something to hide exactly how desperate he was getting.
He sat up. "On the other hand," he told Vaughan, "maybe I should approach the question from another angle."
"Allard!" wailed Vaughan, as Allard turned clumsily, wriggled, and began to suck at Vaughan's toes, trying to suggest that Vaughan had five stiff little cocks on each foot and all of them wanted to be sucked. After that, he trailed his tongue over the arch of the foot, circled Vaughan's ankles with his hands, and began to work his way up. Since Vaughan had more body-hair from the waist down, Allard did most of the work with his fluttering fingers rather than his tongue, but appeared to be doing a satisfactory job of making Vaughan really desperate. By the time he got to the interesting bit, the thighs, Vaughan was pleading with him.
"I'll do anything you like, Allard, just let me --"
"All in good time. Which is, incidentally, what I intend to have. Slowly and very thoroughly." He kissed Vaughan softly on the inner thigh as he worked one stroking hand up the other. "Now, where was I?"
"About two millimetres too far from my cock!" Vaughan replied crossly.
"All right. Two millimetres coming up." Allard did his best to move exactly two millimetres.
"Two inches!" Vaughan snapped.
"You see how useful it is to be exact."
"I don't care," Vaughan wailed. "Just suck me!"
Allard did so. However, Vaughan had not specified which bit of him was to be sucked, so Allard was sucking a patch of soft tender skin on the inner thigh.
"Don't you appreciate that?"
There was some incoherent whimpering, then Vaughan said, "Please suck my cock."
Allard did so. He was very careful to get this just right, tongue flicking over all the most sensitive parts, sucking just hard enough for his own pleasure and not quite hard enough for Vaughan's, one hand playing with Vaughan's balls. He needed to have one hand on Vaughan's balls to be able to judge exactly the right moment to stop. Vaughan's balls quivered, reaching a certain moment…
Vaughan used a few words he must have learnt from Harry, or possibly Claire. They sounded like something the pilot might have picked up in a bar with her low-life friends.
"It's for your own good," Allard told him, hastily shifting so that his own cock and balls were out of easy reach of any aggressive intent.
Vaughan used even more words. Allard didn't know some of them.
"The longer the build-up, the more the delay, the better the orgasm," Allard said reasonably. He started looking for the lubricant. Where had he dropped it last night…ah, there it was beside -- and luckily not under -- the breakfast tray.
"You're not thinking of some sort of time interval involving weeks, I hope?" Vaughan asked, in a rather nasty tone of voice.
"No, just twenty minutes."
"Well, I suppose it's an improvement on three minutes."
"Exactly!" Allard said happily, rubbing a handful of lotion to warm it, and slapping it between Vaughan's legs. "Mind you, it will probably be more comfortable for you if you roll over. For that length of time, it will probably give you an unpleasant stiffness in your legs --"
"I've got an unpleasant stiffness in my cock -- get on with it!" Vaughan snapped, although Allard noticed that he was rolling over and, as he'd noticed in the bath, presenting a rather attractive bottom. In fact, he couldn't help thinking, Vaughan was a rather attractive bottom, even if he'd ruined Allard's approaching pun. Obedience should be rewarded, so Allard worked the lubricant up and in with slow, thorough, and suggestive attention to detail.
"It's only fair to warn you," Vaughan said breathlessly, "that I can probably come from that, if done well enough."
Allard stopped immediately. He made Vaughan comfortable on a pillow, prevented him from being too comfortable on the pillow, and applied himself to the job at hand, or possibly in hand.
He'd loosened Vaughan up just the right amount. It felt very comfortable indeed. Too comfortable -- this was not going to last twenty minutes. Still, he was a reasonable man, quite capable of adjusting the parameters of whatever he was doing to meet requirements. Call it twenty minutes including foreplay, and that would be just about right. On the other hand, going by the way Vaughan was bouncing up and down underneath him, and squeezing him, and generally encouraging him to get on with it…
He pulled back and slammed forward again. Yes, that seemed more to Vaughan's taste, without all the fancy extras. Actually, it was more to his taste, as well. Vaughan was making a sort of 'now you've got the idea!' noise. He abandoned twenty minutes as a target and went for broke, every hard thrust making Vaughan howl with pleasure, and he'd be howling, too, if he could spare the breath (god, what was wrong with three minutes, anyway?). Being bigger, Vaughan managed to scramble to his knees, despite Allard's opinion on the matter. Allard decided the improved angle of attack was worth it. Not that he'd last out to enjoy it for long; not like this. Three long, violent strokes; he just had time to bite Vaughan as a gentle hint, and get his hand under. He yelled as he brought both of them to orgasm in one last blinding second.
He blinked. That last second had lasted about five minutes; long enough for them to collapse sated on the bed, breathing easing back to normal.
"Ten minutes, including the foreplay," he muttered disgustedly to himself.
"God, but it was worth it!" Vaughan told him. "That was dynamite, if you like. I haven't come that hard since I joined this crew." His tone made it clear that this was quite an honour.
Allard wasn't thrilled. Six months wasn't that good as a standard of comparison. However, when he looked at Vaughan's face, he decided he was probably nearly as good a top-man as he wanted to be, judging by the results.
"You didn't have to leave it that long, mind you," Vaughan said.
"Well, Vaughan," Allard said, nudging Vaughan so that he looked at the pile of clothes on the floor. "Last night, you spent five minutes pushing every button I had, so it was well-and-truly your turn."
Vaughan sniggered. "Can I go on top next time?" He followed that with a yawn.
"If you're very, very good," Allard whispered.
"That's all right, then. I just was," said Vaughan, and fell asleep.
Allard didn't like letting Vaughan get the last word, but for the life of him, he couldn't think of an answer to that, because Vaughan had been very, very good.
Half an hour later, he noticed it was half an hour later, and Vaughan was also awake.
"We are going to do it again?" he asked Vaughan.
"Isn't that my line?" Vaughan said. "Only if you get some better underwear, as well."
"You're the one with yellow polka dots and fluorescent socks. I'm normal," Allard said.
"You're so normal, you keep a whip in your underwear drawer, buried under all the grey flannel knickers. Which is the real you?"
"The grey flannel knickers, of course," Allard told him. "I'm not a pervert, even if I have had the odd unfortunate present from a friend. That, I may add, has never been used."
"Maybe it was a subtle hint about the grey flannel knickers. Too subtle, obviously. You may be sexy as hell, Allard, but you cover it up too much. Who wants to grope grey flannel? Or grey socks with little Daleks on?"
"What would you like to see me in?" Allard asked him, because of course Vaughan was just winding him up and wouldn't have any better ideas.
"Black silk, well-cut, and not much of it," said Vaughan promptly. "Under loose trousers."
"In fact," Vaughan said thoughtfully, "there's a tape-measure round here, isn't there? I'll just take a few measurements and tell the computer."
"Is this what they call topping from below?" Allard asked him.
"Yes." Vaughan grinned at him as he went to fetch the tape measure.
Allard didn't put up much resistance to being measured. A new fantasy had just popped up in his mind, where he was wearing perfectly ordinary outer clothes, but as the others went out of the room for a moment, Vaughan slid a hand into his grey trousers and over his black-silked buttock. A large, hot hand. He certainly shouldn't be enjoying the thought already, but then Vaughan seemed to have unusual effects on his own time management.
"Silk," he said firmly, "for special occasions. Otherwise, grey flannel." Give Vaughan an inch and he'd take a light-year -- and he'd had six inches this morning already.
"Yes, Master," Vaughan said.
"Tone of voice, 9. Leer, 0," Allard remarked. Something occurred to him. "Next week, I'm going to have a couple of unpleasant late-night jobs to do. I am going to be in serious need of pizza. And I'm going to be too tired for any hard work after the pizza."
Vaughan's face fell. "You only want me for one thing."
"Deliver me a pizza, then deliver me anything else I might need while I lie back and enjoy it," Allard clarified.
"Bastard," Vaughan muttered. "You do realise I'll be thinking of that all week now?"
"Of course," said Allard, and smirked.
A thought seemed to occur to Vaughan. "Er…you didn't actually mean ice cream, did you? I just thought I'd check."
"Try putting the ice cream in easy reach of the bed, and then fucking me," Allard suggested. "Don't mix the two. It's delicious, but it's hell on the sheets."
It was useful having a partner who knew what was required, Allard thought, sinking into an anchovy-flavoured haze and permitting Vaughan to undress him. He opened his legs and relaxed.
Vaughan tied a loop of cloth 'round one wrist, and secured it.
"I didn't specify anything elaborate," Allard said.
"Have some coffee, Allard. I intend to keep you awake for a while." Vaughan's voice was rich with more than its normal complement of smugness.
Allard opened his eyes, reached out, and gulped at the coffee. "This doesn't mean I agree with your suggestion." He put the mug down.
"You don't have to agree," Vaughan said, doing the other arm. "You're tied up and can't escape."
"Unhand me, you villain." Allard gave an ostentatious yawn.
"Where did I put the handkerchief we used the other time?" asked Vaughan.
"If the proponent of non-hierarchical decision-making and mutual consultation feels he can't out-argue me unless I'm muzzled…" Allard said.
"No, that's not it. I just remember how much you enjoyed having me unable to speak."
"It's such a rare delight," Allard said.
"Quite," Vaughan replied.
"Bastard," Allard said, annoyed to find he was too comfortable to work up much indignation.
"Yes, you are. But I love you anyway…"
Allard tried to decide whether he needed to panic.
"…or at least I want to fuck you," Vaughan concluded.
Allard decided he didn't need to panic. He twitched his arms, wondering what exactly Vaughan had secured him to…
"You've been fiddling with my cabin equipment, haven't you?"
"Yes. I like fiddling with your equipment," Vaughan said, fiddling with some more of it as he spoke.
Allard sighed, enjoying that. He supposed he didn't really mind Vaughan having made a few adjustments, or at very least, he could save up really minding for later.
Vaughan fumbled in a pocket (his own, of course, since Allard wasn't wearing any) and brought out a thing. What sort of thing it was wasn't entirely obvious. It was red, but apart from being red, looked more than anything like a piece of cord, doubled over on itself to form a loop, with a bead holding the loop closed and a lot of softly frayed ends trailing down.
"What's that?" Allard asked, deeply suspicious.
Vaughan held up his hand where Allard could see it, folded it into a fist with the middle finger extended, slipped the loop over the extended finger, and ran the bead up the cord to tighten the loop onto the finger.
Allard yelped and tried to cover his most important assets. All he achieved was discovering why Vaughan had tied him up before showing him the…the…the thing.
Vaughan found that hilarious, for some reason. "It's also a little, tiny whip for whipping those areas that have to be treated delicately, but I must admit I haven't used it that way. Perhaps you're the expert on whips."
Allard yelped harder, and wrenched painfully at the ropes. "I told you, I've never used it!" he shrieked, approaching a degree of utter panic he had probably never shown Vaughan before.
Vaughan looked at him. "Why weren't you bothered about being tied up?"
"It was a new and interesting experience, and oddly enough, I trusted you!" he spat.
"All right, no whipping. Don't think I'd be that comfortable with whipping your tender parts even if you liked having it done," Vaughan told him calmly.
Allard relaxed a bit. "Why did you get that…thing, then?"
"It does make a very nice cock-ring, and the nice soft lashes are very enjoyable used that way. Allow me to demonstrate."
He reached down and secured the item around Allard's cock, which was beginning to recover, particularly when Vaughan stroked it. The soft cords fell delicately into place between Allard's legs, tickling and tingling at him. All those sensitive places appeared to be very grateful not to be whipped.
"Isn't it nice, used that way?" Vaughan murmured.
Mmm, thought Allard.
"Keeps you ready and interested until I'm prepared to let you come," Vaughan told him.
Allard's cock leapt at the thought of using it on Vaughan, although he was considerably less pleased with having it used on him.
"Looks as if you like the thought," said Vaughan.
"I was thinking of trying it on you sometime," Allard told him.
"So you really hate this…" Vaughan stroked the length of Allard's cock, which increased, "…and wish I wasn't doing it?"
"You can keep doing that as long as you like. It's the equipment that concerns me."
"Oh, so I can keep doing it as long as I like, then. Twenty minutes, I think. And I've never seen a better piece of equipment," Vaughan murmured, fondling Allard's personal equipment.
"That equipment would prefer to be naked," Allard told Vaughan, with what he thought was a creditable attempt at his flattest tone of voice.
Vaughan bent and kissed it. "I'm sure it would," he agreed, licking it from base to tip.
Allard looked desperately at the clock. Nineteen-and-a-half to go. He considered his position: flat on the bed. But apart from that, he could try kneeing Vaughan, since only his hands had been tied. However, Vaughan might then become upset and go away, leaving Allard to try to undo his wrists using his feet. On the other hand -- he gasped in pleasure -- he could just permit Vaughan to do that again. And again. All he wanted to do was guide Vaughan to achieve an exact perfection of position that wasn't quite…
Allard decided: I will not beg, I will not beg. He glanced back at the clock. Eighteen-and-a-half. I will beg.
"Nothing to say for yourself, Allard?" Vaughan grinned. He fondled Allard's inner thighs and balls.
"Please?" said Allard hopefully.
"Not good enough."
"Pretty please with sugar and cream on top," Allard said wearily.
"No, the cream comes later." Vaughan smirked. "In eighteen minutes."
"Seventeen-and-a-half," Allard corrected.
"Who's counting?" Vaughan said airily.
"You'll be counting your teeth if you're not careful."
"Maybe I'll just count your balls. One, two." Vaughan fondled as he went. "I think you're normal, but just to be on the safe side: one, and two," he said, returning in the opposite direction. He cupped them in his hand. "They seem to move if I do this."
"I'm not surprised," snarled Allard through gritted teeth. He tried to look at the clock without Vaughan noticing. They were obviously going through some sort of temporo-spatial anomaly. Time had slowed down.
"I said twenty minutes, and I keep my promises, unlike some people."
"I didn't notice you complaining at the…ah!" gasped Allard. "You could let me finish my sentences before you do that."
Vaughan let go of a nipple. "Well, you didn't seem to be that happy with the idea of me using a gag to keep you quiet. I don't know, never satisfied."
"That's what's bothering me!" snapped Allard. "And stop fiddling with that!" he added as an afterthought.
"Which?" asked Vaughan, working away with both hands. "I like the idea of fiddling while Allard burns."
"Well, thank you for admitting that you're a dictator --" Allard's voice trailed away as he tried to jack-knife off the bed, without much success.
"Time to tie your feet. Not that I mind, but all this kicking is getting a little untidy."
Fifteen-and-a-half minutes. Fourteen, by the time he'd been spread open and tied into his undignified position. He wasn't even flat on his back any more, but tied with his knees up and his legs apart for easy access. The thought was strangely intriguing. He even seemed to be enjoying the way he was exposed for Vaughan's viewing pleasure. Not that he would tell Vaughan that.
Vaughan stroked a gentle finger down his thigh. "This was a really good idea. But I must admit, when I thought of it, I didn't realise you'd enjoy it quite this much."
Allard realised that he didn't need to talk to express what he was feeling, so he might as well be honest about it and not wait for the lie-detector between his legs to come up with the truth. "Nor did I." He sighed. "Wish I'd tried it years ago."
"I wish I'd tried you years ago, too," Vaughan told him, equally honestly.
There was a silence. Thirteen minutes.
Then Vaughan bent down and began to suck at Allard's toes. Allard cursed, writhed, and tried to levitate out of his bonds, before realising that wasn't going to happen and settling down to work on neurally rewiring which parts of one's body got an orgasm and which parts didn't. He was just beginning to think he was getting somewhere by sheer force of will, when Vaughan withdrew his mouth. "Actually," Vaughan said, "it's just as interesting from this side."
"Twelve minutes," said Allard.
"You're the clock-watcher, and I'm something one consonant shorter."
Allard groaned, partly because Vaughan had started touching him again, and partly at the truly dreadful pun. "I can't watch yours, because you're wearing too much!" he snapped. "Strip!"
"You said you were letting me go on top this time. I've been looking forward to it all week."
"I'm ordering you to get your clothes off and do it. Now."
"As a point of interest, what would you do if I didn't?" Vaughan obediently began to undo a few buttons, making a languid display of it.
"Explode in sheer frustration!" Allard snapped.
"Well, we can't be having that. I'm working on having you explode in sheer satisfaction."
Allard closed his eyes and groaned.
When he opened them, the clock showed eleven minutes, and Vaughan was nude.
"That was quick."
"Large, baggy clothes and desperation," Vaughan said, lubricating him briskly and efficiently. Allard complained -- efficient was deficient when one wanted to be thorough.
"I like to do it with someone stretched but not over-stretched," Vaughan told him. "I like to know they can really feel the distinction between my finger," which slid out, "and my cock."
Allard could. It had been a fairly large finger, but it was a fairly large cock, as well.
Vaughan looked at the clock. "We've got ten minutes for the actual fuck," he announced smugly.
Allard wondered how Vaughan could spare the neurons to either read the clock or be smug about it. All of his seemed to be fully occupied, as indeed was he. The bastard wasn't even moving. He clamped himself onto Vaughan as a gentle hint.
"Yes, I know it's nice," Vaughan murmured soothingly.
How the fuck is he managing to stay still?! Allard thought, incandescent with admiring fury. He moved, clutched, clamped even harder, if possible. "How-the-hell-did-you --" he gasped.
"I'd like you to appreciate the trouble I went to for this, Allard. I had a wank earlier, just to make sure I'd last out for the full twenty minutes, since you seem to like a nice, long, leisurely fuck."
Allard wished he'd thought of that, as well. At least it explained things. He'd hate to have to put it down to Vaughan's naturally better self-control and staying-power.
"Of course," Vaughan explained, "it was a bit of a risk, because I couldn't be sure I'd get it up twice today. But when I thought of what good inspiration you are, I was fairly sure I'd --" he gave one hard shove "-- manage it.
"Eight minutes," Vaughan told him. "That was two minutes with me just staying still and making sure you could really feel it."
"I can feel it. I can feel it -- just not enough!" he snarled, biting Vaughan, which was not a sufficient relief, considering the relief he was thinking of.
"Am I really not big enough for you?" Vaughan withdrew nearly all of it. "Shall I go and find a dildo? Twelve inches might be difficult -- might actually have to go down to a shop and find you one. I find seven inches perfectly comfortable for recreational use."
The only good thing about Vaughan having withdrawn most of it was that a higher percentage of Allard's brain had come back on-line now that it wasn't so busy with the 'getting fucked' subroutine.
"There's nothing wrong with the size. It's the velocity I'm concerned about."
"Oh, I forgot. You're the three-minute wonder."
Allard had to collapse back on the bed, panting with rage. "What do I have to do to make you forget about that?"
"Look incredibly appealing all panting and flushed, and desperate to have my cock up you. What three-minute fuck? Forgotten it already," Vaughan said.
That was a slight comfort.
Allard glanced at the clock. Seven minutes to go.
"But I'm a man of my word," said Vaughan. "I promised you twenty minutes, and twenty minutes you shall have. I'm not one to hold a grudge and insist on giving you even less than you gave me." He replaced his cock in Allard. "Of course," he said thoughtfully, "I could give you exactly as many strokes as you gave me."
Allard moaned. It felt even better now he'd been waiting for it, and it was driving him even madder to do something. He panted. Then he thought he might as well distract himself by talking.
"You weren't counting, were you?" Allard gasped, some small part of his mind panicking at the thought that maybe, just maybe, Vaughan had been.
Vaughan apparently took pity on him. "No. You were better than that."
Then Vaughan leaned down, kissed him, and actually started fucking him properly. Allard made a number of forgettably embarrassing noises into the kiss, and cooperated enthusiastically. Then Vaughan stopped again.
"No!" Allard wailed.
"Sorry. Forgot to untie something." Vaughan untied Allard's wrists. "I do like a cuddle during as well as after."
"If you stop again, you will discover how it feels to get strangled," Allard told him.
"I'd better not stop again." Vaughan started moving, this time very slowly.
"What's the matter?" Allard snapped.
"We've got to keep an eye on the time. Four minutes to go," said Vaughan.
Allard began to cuddle Vaughan, hoping to encourage him. Also, it felt good. "I'm not sure I can keep going for another four minutes."
"I am," Vaughan told him, with another hard, slow stroke and hard, slow kiss.
Allard decided that (oh-fuck!) Vaughan was going to last out, and (oh-fuck, oh-fuck!) he wasn't sure he was.
Vaughan appeared to divine something of his state of mind. "You're quite safe." Another thrust. "You can't come until I untie your little decoration." He kept shoving in and dragging out, slow and hard and giving plenty of pressure where Allard needed it.
Allard stopped just short of begging.
Vaughan rammed in again, and stopped still for a moment, fondling Allard's balls gently.
Allard begged, loudly and repeatedly, if rather incoherently.
Another dragging backstroke, and in, and Allard was nearly… nearly…
Vaughan pulled halfway out and kissed him hard. It was wonderful and it wasn't what he wanted. He tried to make a grab for his own cock, and Vaughan pushed full into him so hard that he forgot even about what his cock was trying to do.
Then Vaughan stayed still and looked at the time. "That was two minutes. Another two, and I can let you finish off."
Allard gave up on begging and made another grab for his cock. He didn't expect to actually reach it, but if he could trigger Vaughan into giving him a serious fucking, the result would be satisfactory. He couldn't reach it. He'd forgotten there was a Vaughan in the way. Vaughan smirked at him, and wriggled just enough to remind him that his cock was pressed tightly between his belly and Vaughan's. Not that he actually needed a reminder. He tried to rub himself frantically against Vaughan.
"You could try asking," said Vaughan. "It's better manners."
He started counting. "One-hippopotamus, two-hippopotamus…" How many hippopotami would he be up to by the time Vaughan let him finish the job? Two times sixty, minus however many seconds it had been since Vaughan had said "Two minutes to go".
"Well, I usually count sheep, Allard. If you're too tired, we could always stop." Vaughan sighed, and stopped what he was doing, becoming heavier on Allard in a way that did interesting things to Allard's cock.
Allard began to talk his way out of trouble; fast, as usual. "It's a way to count seconds. Use a pentasyllabic word plus the number word, and you take up about a second saying it."
"And you do like using pentasyllabic words, don't you, Allard? Why don't you just try counting thrusts instead?"
"You haven't given me any for the last fifteen seconds," Allard told him.
"Ah. That must be why you're still capable of using pentasyllabic words. I knew I was doing something wrong." Vaughan shoved into him hard.
"Oh, that's…do it again; I want another one!" Allard growled.
Vaughan stopped, shifted slightly, and turned to look at the clock. Allard was positioned so that he could not see the clock past Vaughan's head. "Why have you stopped, and how long have we got to go?" he asked, desperately trying to work out which of those questions was most important.
"Just waiting for my mark."
"And on the mark, it will be ten strokes to --" And Vaughan's pendulum swung.
Allard groaned. He had never enjoyed timekeeping this much.
"Nine," Vaughan announced. He was giving it to Allard hard and heavy. Just a little too slowly, Allard thought, but it was beginning to look as if escape velocity might be achievable by the specified time.
"Eight," Vaughan was no longer looking at the clock but at Allard, who found the rhythm extremely satisfying, even if it wasn't backed up by instruments.
"Seven." Allard groaned, hard, and collapsed back on the pillow. He couldn't talk, couldn't move, and he didn't even need to keep count, because it was being done for him.
"Six." Vaughan stopped to pant.
"More!" Allard snarled, trying to shove himself forward at Vaughan to get more into him.
"Five, four," Vaughan told him.
"Three!" Allard panted.
Allard suddenly panicked as he realised that Vaughan had not undone the thing imprisoning his cock.
"Two -- and we'll just make it!" Vaughan reached for Allard's cock. Instead of undoing the thing, he merely stroked the silky threads over Allard's aching cock and gripped it firmly.
"One!" Vaughan commanded.
Neither of them said, "we have lift-off on schedule!" but Allard managed to think it, just the microsecond before he went off like a rocket, a whoosh of heat right up his spine as Vaughan's squeezing hand somehow wrenched a powerful gush of come from his cock, possible or not, and kept going, more and more, and he was coming inside, too, quivering as Vaughan's orgasm seemed to rub and stretch at the sensitive inner flesh.
He sobbed with relief; that had been enough, and he'd been beginning to wonder whether enough was possible after waiting that long.
"You said," he accused Vaughan, "that I wouldn't be able to come if you hadn't undone the…thing."
"I lied," Vaughan said cheerfully. "My morals must have rubbed off on me from my associates."
"I don't lie," said Allard, huffily.
"Did I mention any names?"
"If lying, or anything else, is rubbing off on you from Harry, you'll have to sew your balls back on when I find out about it." Damn. That should have come out much more threatening -- if he'd been physiologically capable of being threatening.
"I think I quite like you being possessive," Vaughan told him.
"Yes, you are. And a very good one too."
Allard tried to stop smiling. It didn't work.
Vaughan stroked his hair gently.
"Why am I still tied up?" Allard asked.
"Because you're such a bloody good fuck," Vaughan said, "that I have only just remembered." He sighed, and got up to undo various parts of Allard.
"That tickles," Allard told him.
"Yes. Thought you liked it."
Vaughan moved down to free his feet.
"At this stage, if you had miscalculated my enjoyment of the proceedings, I could kick you in the face," Allard told him. Vaughan began to look a little worried. There was a silence.
"Luckily, you didn't." Allard liked his partners to be quite aware of what a terribly difficult job it was to please him. However, there was no need to frighten them out of trying it again.
Vaughan kissed the sole of his foot, which was slightly ticklish and surprisingly enjoyable. It was very nice. A little more worshipping at his feet, and he might even forget that he'd been on the bottom this time.
"Up here," he said, and stretched his arms out. Oddly enough, he didn't quite want to forget that he'd been on the bottom this time.
Vaughan accommodated him with a long, thorough cuddle.
A thought struck him. "I suppose my other treat has melted?"
Vaughan glanced down between them. "Yes, seems to have."
Allard clouted Vaughan with a pillow. "I meant the ice cream."
"No, actually. I put it on ice. Twenty minutes is a long time to keep a tub of ice cream waiting."
Allard thought it had been a fairly long time to keep him waiting, but decided not to gratify Vaughan's vanity by saying so.
"Only a complete idiot would have set this system up this way in the first place, and then invite somebody in to un-botch it," said Allard without thinking.
"Pardon?" said Baker, the local yokel.
Even Allard could see that what he'd just said was not the best thing to say to the people who were ultimately paying their wages. Which was, of course, Vaughan's fault. He knew Allard well enough by now (carnally and otherwise) to have some idea why it wasn't a good idea to invite Allard down-planet to make nice to the customers. Or at least Vaughan damn well ought to know Allard well enough. Most of his previous colleagues had taken rather less than two months to find out what he was like, and he hadn't been sharing living quarters as well as an office with them. Or screwing them for the last month.
"I apologise for my associate," said Vaughan. "Unfortunately, the best Bastard Operator From Hell we could find conforms entirely to the stereotype."
Baker asked Vaughan, a little helplessly, why they allowed Allard to stay with them, given his personality. Allard decided that, for once in his life, he should be diplomatically silent and actually let Vaughan answer that, instead of butting in.
Astonishingly enough, the others also refrained from butting in.
Vaughan said, "Well, he's completely brilliant with computers."
"That can't be all of it. What's he like politically?"
"I haven't given up hope of one day convincing him of the syndicalist cause, however hard he tries not to be convinced."
Baker looked slightly shocked. "But there must be hundreds, or at least about twenty, people who can use a computer and have The Right Attitude. What's the real reason?"
"Not that it matters to the others, it's a purely selfish reason, but he's a bloody good fuck," Vaughan said.
Baker looked slightly more shocked, and as if he were trying not to be.
Allard tried not to laugh, but didn't bother to hide the fact that he was trying not to laugh.
Baker turned to him. "All right, why do you stay with him?"
"Well, he pays me on time, if I remind him, and the work's not too boring."
"No personal reasons?"
"Well, he's the best fuck I've had all month," he said politely.
"Allard, I'm the only fuck you've had all month!" Vaughan put in indignantly.
"Ah. That's probably why, then," he said calmly.
Baker looked around as if searching for an island of sanity in a perverse universe. "How do the rest of you feel about him being kept on as the captain's whore?"
"How dare you call me the captain!"
"How dare you call me his whore!"
"So you're not the captain?" Baker said doubtfully. "Who is, then?"
"Actually, he is. But he won't let us mention it," said Allard.
"No, actually, the truth is that we have joint ownership," Claire said. "If we need a decision reached in a hurry, Vaughan takes responsibility for it as often as not."
"And you're not sleeping with him?" Baker sounded equally confused by that.
"Sleeping doesn't necessarily come into it. I meant," said Allard, with heavy patience, "that you seem to be making an unjustified assumption about sexual dominance that it took me about a night to fuck out of Vaughan." He paused, and then said thoughtfully, "I quite thoroughly enjoyed doing that." He checked Vaughan was within reach, and patted his property.
"So," said Baker doggedly, "what do the rest of you feel about it?"
"Well, it explains why Allard hasn't been the way he usually is -- a vicious, sarcastic, frustrated bastard," said Harry. "I can't believe I missed that!" he muttered under his breath, "I went on night shift and forgot to set my bugging devices before I left. There's always something bloody on when I forget!"
Allard was quite surprised at that. He would have thought that Harry would have noticed by now that Allard had been carefully un-setting his bugs, even if he hadn't been able to bypass Allard's tricks.
Baker stared at Harry. "So -- you're a voyeur?"
Claire rolled her eyes. "Give the man a cigar," she said wearily.
"Strictly equal opportunity," said Harry. "Men with men, women with men or women -- if it moans, I'll listen!"
"And," said Baker, bemused, "you lot put up with this?"
"As long as they do the work," said Karen, "we don't feel we need to make a fuss about their personal lives. He's an appraiser -- he values things," she added at Baker's blank look. "He's very good at it, and Allard's extremely good at his computer work. Why wouldn't we put up with their personal habits?"
"In other words, they're irritating but harmless," said Claire.
"Rather a good description of Harry," muttered Allard.
"A better description of you would be bloody annoying but harmless," said Claire.
He bowed slightly. "Accurate, apart from the 'harmless' part."
"Fuck him more often, Vaughan," Claire said. "It does wonders for his disposition."
His smirk slipped. It did do wonders for his disposition, but it would never do to have people notice that. Anyway, all this bitching was putting him in a bad mood, and it was approaching time to take Vaughan behind that bush and…just take Vaughan, in fact. "Can we get on with it?" he snapped.
"Wait until we've finished our business," Claire said. "He can fuck you later."
He would have said 'that's not what I meant', but in fact it was what he'd meant, apart from the difference in position. He turned his attention to business, and tried to be nice and not mention the fact that the set-up was an appalling mess too often.
Vaughan glared at him every time he wrinkled his nose and shuddered.
Allard decided that Vaughan hadn't realised that the glare was enough of a turn-on to make him even less likely to behave. Except badly, of course.
Two hours later (it had been two hours even if it felt like two months; he'd checked on his watch), he was grateful to hear Vaughan declare a refreshment break.
Considering what needed refreshment, Vaughan would be lucky to have time for a cup of coffee. Afterwards.
They left the main picnic behind and picked up the basket with the tea and coffee. Allard wasn't impressed by the idea of a picnic, but kept quiet. He'd actually mentioned that on the ship, and Claire had said, "We know you don't like going into the big room with the blue ceiling, Allard, but the rest of us want some fresh air." This was unfair. He didn't have anything against fresh air. Just ants, wasps, caterpillars and anything else that wanted to crawl inside the sandwiches. Not that that would put him off rolling around on the grass with Vaughan. Vaughan would be underneath; he could worry about the ants and the grass stalks and the putting-his-back-out.
"There's a rather nice bush there," he whispered to Vaughan.
"Yes, and Harry's already noticed you noticing it," Vaughan whispered back. "Do you want an audience?"
It was a rather more intriguing thought than he felt entirely comfortable with. "By this point, I don't think I care."
"Could I point out that equally attractive haystack a few yards beyond it? If lust hasn't narrowed your vision too much, of course," said Vaughan.
"Prickly," snapped Allard.
"So are you. And it's a traditional trysting-place -- where's your sense of romance?"
Allard sneered. "Strangled at birth, I hope."
"It's a good thing I only like you for the size of your cock," said Vaughan.
Allard was glad that was at least partly true, and secretly glad it wasn't entirely true. To distract himself from this line of thought, he started considering the technical aspects of fucking in a haystack. "Won't work: nowhere to put the lubricant. And above all, it's prickly."
"Didn't think you minded the odd prick here and there," Vaughan said on cue. "Anyway, who says we've got to fuck?" He moved up even closer. "We can fantasise about having to do it quick and quiet because we've just got to, never mind about it isn't sensible."
"Where's the fantasy in that? That's reality, if you hadn't noticed."
"Exactly!" grinned Vaughan, and grabbed Allard's hand. "Come on, then."
Allard considered resisting just to teach Vaughan a lesson, and decided that it would be more enjoyable to go along with it for now and show Vaughan the error of his ways later.
Vaughan, who had the luck of the devil, managed to find a ladder. When they had climbed up, they found a nice warm dent in the haystack where someone else had obviously been doing much the same thing as they were thinking about. "See?" said Vaughan. "It was a good idea!"
They crawled off the ladder and into the dent. It was a warm, if prickly, place.
"Now," murmured Vaughan a moment later, pulling a straw out of his mouth, "I've dragged you into this haystack completely against your will, Allard, and I'm going to have my wicked way with you whether you like it or not."
Allard hoped Vaughan didn't know quite how much effect that low voice had on him. He could always try going on top later.
"And you're not going to scream…" Vaughan murmured, although Allard was slightly unsure about that.
"You're not going to make a sound as I ravish you," said Vaughan, "because there are loads of people a few feet away from this haystack, and you don't want them to know what's happening to your maidenly virtue."
Allard did his best to remember when he'd had maidenly virtue (about twenty years ago) and decided that being quietly ravished had distinct possibilities.
Vaughan poked one finger into Allard's shirt and rubbed a nipple.
Allard tried not to make any noise at all.
Vaughan crooned. "There's a sweet little thing now. I'm not going to hurt you. Well, not much."
Allard remembered that Vaughan was a couple of years younger than him, and instantly filed-and-forgot that datum. For the purposes of this fantasy, the facts that he wanted to remember were height (Vaughan had at least three inches on him) and weight (at least three stone heavier, which by all reason should feel uncomfortable rather than erotic). There was one sense in which he had an inch's advantage on Vaughan, but he'd probably remind Vaughan of that next time they reversed roles. There was a time and a place for everything.
This was the time and the place to 'fight back' against his 'ravisher'. He did so. As he bucked and swore (very quietly) and wriggled, his cock rubbed again and again against Vaughan, and he moved more and more rhythmically.
"You've forgotten I'm ravishing you, Allard," said Vaughan smugly. "Can't even get decent virgins nowadays."
"Think of it as a compliment to your manhood that you have overcome my maidenly fears and transformed me into a raving slut," murmured Allard, licking Vaughan's ear.
"I think I'll break you in for the white slave trade and sell you on to a brothel."
For a fair price, I hope, thought Allard, but decided this wasn't in character and just squeaked. Then he squeaked again, as Vaughan demonstrated just how his resistance was to be broken down, with a good hard grip on Allard's cock through his trousers.
This made Allard lie down with no resistance at all, and Vaughan took the opportunity to undo Allard's trousers. "Mm," he said appreciatively. "Not exactly maidenly grey flannel any more, is it?"
"Your poor, endangered virgin is on the way to his wedding night, and you're going to steal the benefit of the clothes he put on to tempt his husband."
Vaughan stole a grope immediately. "Mm. Silk."
Mm. Silk, thought Allard, and, It's not only prettier than flannel, it seems to magnify every caress so that I can feel it all over me… and, Keep doing that, Vaughan! and…
"You're getting quiet, my little debauched maiden," said Vaughan. "I'll have you confessing that you're enjoying this before I'm done with you."
"Please, sir," whimpered Allard, carefully not specifying whether he meant please stop or please don't stop.
"No," said Vaughan. "Your tears won't sway me. I mean to have you, and what I want I get."
"Where did you get this script?" murmured Allard, to distract himself from the fact that he felt he was enjoying even such corny dialogue.
"I always thought it ought to be my turn to gag you, next," Vaughan muttered. "But I never got 'round to it. Even when I was fully prepared. But luckily I've been carrying a hanky in my pocket just in case you'd let me…"
"I hope that's not a used -- mmph!" said Allard indignantly.
"Well, if you're going to critique my script, I can critique yours. Shut up, Allard."
Allard decided he couldn't bite through the hanky.
"Now you can try to scream all you want. Nobody will hear you now. Not even when I do this." Vaughan gave him a very thorough grope.
Allard bucked violently but silently. Vaughan nearly lost his grip.
"You're not going to escape that easily," whispered Vaughan.
Good, thought Allard.
Vaughan kneeled up a bit, leaving Allard flat on his back, and started to undo his own trousers. He was certainly enjoying this, even if he was a terrible scriptwriter. Allard stared greedily at the result, and noticed Vaughan noticing.
"Yes, take a good look, my pretty one. Bet you've never seen a real man before. Not like that fool you were going to marry." He grabbed Allard's hand and dragged it to his cock. "Feel that. Nice handful, isn't it?"
Allard had just about enough time to realise that Vaughan had indeed improved his underwear, and that it was now a sensible colour rather than fluorescent yellow, before he noticed that it was silk. Mm. Silk. Why had nobody told him it felt just as good to touch from the outside? Actually, somebody probably had, but this was quite…
He did a quick dimensional check of what was under the silk. There was plenty of it. It slid and moved interestingly in his hand. He moaned quietly.
"No, I will not have pity on you," said Vaughan.
He's enjoying this fantasy rather too much, thought Allard, looking at Vaughan's face. If it wasn't for his basic decency, he'd quite like to actually do this to me. He wasn't entirely comfortable with that, nor was he entirely comfortable with how interested his cock was getting. Vaughan wasn't touching him now, and he was aching, and rubbing at Vaughan so that he got the most peculiar tactile echoes in his own cock, and…
"That's enough of that," said Vaughan. "I'm not going to rape you."
Allard panted into his hanky. I do hope he's going to do something.
"I'm going to show you," said Vaughan, stroking Allard's wrist as he kept moving, "how much of a pleasure sex can be." Vaughan's other hand went unerringly to Allard's cock and began to rub it through the silk. "You can keep doing me," he said. "I'm just giving you an incentive."
Allard liked that. He liked the way silk moved against his cock -- and against Vaughan's. They'd tried playing games before, but he hadn't had that true illicit thrill of the real possibility of getting caught since he was a teenager. Nor had he done much with silk (although he was now wondering why). He was by no means a virgin, but this was a new experience.
He whimpered softly. This time it wasn't for effect.
"Yes," murmured Vaughan. "You like that, don't you?"
Vaughan wasn't saying that for effect, either.
Allard whimpered again, and spread his legs a bit.
"You will enjoy it," said Vaughan. "I'll see to that." He gently, teasingly, released Allard's cock from the silk underwear and equally gently pushed the silk down under Allard's balls, displaying them and taking the opportunity to fondle them. "That's more comfortable now, isn't it?"
Allard was uncomfortably aware that back when he had been some approximation of a nervous virgin, this sort of forced seduction from an older, more experienced man would probably have worked.
Vaughan seemed to pick up on that. Taking his hand from Allard's bits, he reached to stroke his face gently with a fingertip, as if to say, yes, there's a person in there, not just a sex toy. "I will be careful with you," he murmured, quite seriously.
How dare he notice, Allard thought crossly. It made this more real, and it was too real already.
Then Vaughan moved abruptly and slightly clumsily, bending down to suck the very tip of Allard's cock. Allard stopped caring about what was real or not.
Vaughan was good at this. Why did we always waste so much time fucking? Allard thought, slightly dizzily, as Vaughan gave him the benefit of a virtuoso performance. First the tip, very delicately, and then about half the shaft -- if it wasn't so good, he'd be trying to move to get himself further down Vaughan's throat, but he was at the stage where he couldn't really move. It felt wonderful. It would be good manners to -- but he couldn't reach anyway, and all Vaughan seemed to want him to do was lie back and enjoy himself, so he did. Vaughan tightened the suck, sort of moaned around him, quiet but very noticeable, and Allard gave himself up to pleasure. A little more of this, and he'd…
Vaughan stopped, and moved away.
Have you lost your mind! snapped Allard's brain, while his mouth came out with yet another bloody whimper.
"Shh," soothed Vaughan. "I will take care of you."
Come here and let me kill you with my bare hands for stopping! He whimpered again.
Vaughan tucked him back inside his silk underwear. He has lost his mind! Allard decided furiously. He moaned, and tried to get Vaughan's hands rubbing him instead of tidying him up. He moaned again, rather plaintively, when he felt the silk move against the heat of his cock. It felt good -- of course it felt good -- but the idea was to get him out of his clothes, unless this was Vaughan's idea of a joke.
"I told you that you'd be begging me for it by this time," Vaughan murmured softly. "You're not the first, you know." He lay down on Allard, silk against cock against silk. "I like to hear them say it. Tell me you want me."
He took the handkerchief off.
"Please fuck me," Allard begged quietly, before his brain caught up with what he was saying.
"It will be my pleasure." Vaughan kissed him. "Although I think fucking had better wait for another day, no matter how eager you are for your innocence to be defiled." He began to move against Allard slowly. "You'll have to content yourself with this, for now."
This shouldn't be so good, Allard thought. They were hardly doing anything, and the weight and heat and satisfying armful shouldn't be quite enough to make up for the fact they were in the wrong place (he thrashed and shuddered helplessly) and were still in their clothes (silk slid against his cock) and were only a hedge away from the rest of the party getting horrifically embarrassed at what they were doing.
At this point, Vaughan prudently clapped a hand over Allard's mouth.
Allard would have either protested or bitten him, except that he was too busy coming to think of doing anything else, and there was nothing but wet silk and frantic silence and the feel of it.
When his brain rebooted, he realised that Vaughan had come, as well.
Vaughan moved his hand.
"That," murmured Allard, "was quite intense."
"My god," said Harry. "I didn't realise this was what you did together."
Allard and Vaughan looked at each other, and then peered over the edge of the haystack.
Harry looked slightly shocked.
Allard was as annoyed as was physically possible, which wasn't terribly. Well, they all knew what Harry was like, although he'd like to know what gave Harry the right to feel shocked, considering what he liked doing. Being Allard, he said so.
"Isn't it a little hypocritical to look that disturbed, considering you undoubtedly came looking for us." He looked pointedly at Harry's crotch.
"All right, I liked it. Wasn't expecting it to be that…kinky, is all."
"What a very vanilla voyeur," Allard alliterated.
"I was expecting you to just feel each other up or something."
"Harry, that was frottage. If you think that's disturbing, maybe you have a future as someone's maiden aunt."
"It's not the bits," complained Harry. "It's the fact you were both wittering on about raping virgins."
"No virgins were actually harmed in the making of this fantasy," Vaughan put in. "I can assure you that Allard was not a virgin. Though I rather regret not meeting him when he was."
Harry thought that one through for about two seconds before looking even more shocked. Then he seemed to settle for changing the subject. "Anyway, I just came to tell you two that your tea and your coffee are getting cold."
"So am I," said Allard regretfully, doing up his trousers.
"Have you got a hanky?" asked Harry. "I'd hate to have people think I was doing something peculiar with both of you."
"Harry, you were doing something peculiar with both of us, even if we didn't know it at the time," Vaughan said. "In fact, we have a handkerchief, slightly chewed…"
"…although I don't think it'll go round among three of us," Vaughan concluded.
Allard contemplated the hanky, which he'd forgotten, and decided that the silk knickers would do a very good job of confining any messiness. Nothing at all to do with the concept of his cock sliding against wet silk every time he moved. "Be my guest," he said, and tossed the hanky to Harry, who tried to catch it between fingernail and thumbnail.
"It's only spit," said Allard crossly.
Harry wiped himself up, and looked as if he wasn't sure whether to give the hanky back.
"No thanks," said Vaughan. "But cleaning up would be a very good idea." He started picking bits of straw out of Allard's hair rather tenderly.
"Oh, sweet!" said Harry.
"No it's not!" snapped Allard. "Vaughan is merely grooming me like a pet monkey -- which is about the level of his social behaviour."
"You did enjoy it, didn't you," said Vaughan, just as Harry said, "I thought fucking him was meant to improve his disposition."
"It did," said Vaughan. "You saw what he was like first."
Allard considered this as a serious point. In fact, he thought, he was capable of going back to deal with the abominable level of tech on this planet for the next two hours without making any rude remarks about it. He'd need caffeine, though.
He slid down the haystack, and Vaughan slid after him. He was halfway towards the siren scent of the coffee-pot before he noticed that Vaughan had taken hold of his hand and he was therefore hand-in-hand with Vaughan.
This didn't bother him as much as it should have. Apparently, sex really did do something for his disposition, although he wasn't entirely sure it was an improvement.
He didn't even snarl when he realised that everybody else was smiling idiotically at the sight.
"You'd never guess what they were doing," said Harry.
"They can guess what you were doing," said Allard. "Would you like me to give them all the details?"
"Er, no thank you," said Harry, a man who, for a voyeur, could be amazingly shy about the details of his own sex life.
"All three of them," complained Claire. "You'd have thought the odds were in favour of me finding at least one straight man on this ship."
"Technically, we're all bisexual," said Allard. "You're just unlucky."
"I do like doing as well as listening," said Harry.
"I'm not that desperate," said Claire.
Harry muttered, "Why mention it, then?"
Vaughan said, "Back to work, ladies and gentlemen," very firmly.
Allard thought that was the nearest approach to firmness Vaughan could manage at the moment. He also wondered if any of them quite counted as ladies or gentlemen. From the look on Baker's face, none of them had been exactly polite about their rather idiosyncratic approach to personal relationships. "Actually, Baker," he said quietly, pitching his voice so that only Baker would hear, "there is a good reason I hang around with this lot. It's one of the few workplaces where I can feel normally socialised in comparison to my colleagues."
Baker looked at him, seemed to be about to say something, and then visibly changed his mind. "Yes, I see what you mean."
Allard sat down with a cup of tea and a bowl of cereal, and reminded himself to finish both before he got onto the newsgroups. First, there was e-mail. He could have lots of fun with offers of money and offers of sex, even though, in point of fact, his life with Vaughan was actually interesting enough that he wasn't going to take any of them up. And even though most of them were spam.
He liked being on the sort of working ship where people didn't make a fuss about breakfast; they had one sit-down meal a day, and otherwise, it was quite acceptable to have snacks while working. He approved of this. For one thing, it meant that he actually had more meals than he would have if he'd had to go and sit down with other people.
There was a sizeable e-mail from Harry. What was Harry doing sending him an e-mail? They were on the same ship. The last time that had happened, he'd had a row with Harry, and they weren't on speaking terms. But in this case, they hadn't had a row. It was too long for the usual quick memo or report about the job they were on.
He opened it. It had two attachments. Oh, wonderful. Which virus was it this week? The first one was, as he expected, the virus executable. The second was whatever confidential file had been sent out to Harry's entire address book. He opened it. Better know the worst.
He heard a voice panting and gasping. A very familiar voice. It was saying, "Oh yes, Vaughan, more!" He clicked it off.
He heard the stumbling footsteps of the new candidate for Least Favourite Crewmember.
"Er…Allard?" Harry had obviously learned that that tone of voice never preceded anything nice.
"Harry, I put up with your particular habits without comment most of the time, but that presupposes that you actually have some vague economic use to this ship. Which presupposes that you have some minimal awareness of data security…" He saw Harry open his mouth as if to ask 'what's that', and went on. "Which, as any child might know, involves not downloading a virus, and not letting the virus send confidential files to everybody in our address book. Even you, my little user, should understand that."
Harry said, "But how can it send files out? What sort of information can it send out?"
"Banking details. Passwords. Commercially sensitive reports that our rivals would simply love to get hold of."
Just to make Allard's joy complete, Vaughan came in just in time to hear the tail-end of that conversation. "Ah. Is Harry giving you a refresher course in basic economics?"
Allard counted to ten, and gave him a suitably expurgated account of what had been going on.
"Confidential files being sent out?" Vaughan said crossly. "Well, you'll just have to write a worm to go after it and delete it. Which file is it, by the way?"
Without comment, Allard played it for him.
"And that is your first priority, Allard."
"And my second priority is to give Harry a refresher course in how to download porn safely. I presume that is how you caught the virus, Harry?"
He went into the admin account and locked Harry's account. "Don't bother denying it. I'll find the evidence later."
He looked at Vaughan, who still seemed annoyed. Oh, lovely, no more sex until I've cleared up the evidence of the last lot of sex… "I suppose you want me to do it now and eat breakfast later."
"No. You can eat your breakfast while you're doing it, as long as it doesn't slow you down. I've noticed you're capable of doing that."
He assumed that was a comment on two mornings ago, when Vaughan had brought him breakfast-in-bed for their three-month anniversary, and had seemed annoyed while celebrating it. This was unreasonable. He hadn't actually stopped Vaughan fucking him -- he'd just continued eating his breakfast. And the whole reason he was being so ill-mannered was that he'd been overworked and missed dinner.
"Can I get dressed first?"
He settled down to type one-handed. Vaughan did the decent thing and fed him more slices of toast. Within about ten minutes, he'd finished creating a counter-worm ready to follow in the tracks of the worm and file all sensitive data in the bit-bucket. He sent it on its way, remarking, "You do realise this won't help if somebody's already opened the e-mail."
"I'm not the person who's going to be embarrassed," said Vaughan.
"It's a long file," said Allard. "I think there's quite a bit of heavy grunting recognisable as you on there, as well."
"Heavy grunting?" muttered Vaughan indignantly.
"And besides, the way this virus works, that won't be the only file that's sent out."
Harry went white.
"We'll only kill you once each," said Allard reasonably.
"It's not you," confessed Harry. "It's the girls. I mean, Claire doesn't know I've been recording her."
"Yes, she does. She just doesn't know you're so stupid as to broadcast it to the rest of the galaxy."
"I didn't!" Harry wailed.
"I think we'd better find out exactly what you're harbouring on your share of the storage space."
Allard picked up a file at random. It was called SHOPPING-TRIP. He pressed 'play'. "Well, you were discussing ship's discipline the other day," said Vaughan's voice conversationally. "I have a little catalogue here, and I'm trying to decide what we might go in for. You like leather, don't you?"
"Yes, I like leather clothes," said his own voice.
Oh. He remembered that evening.
Allard looked at the catalogue. It wasn't any sort of leatherwear he'd ever worn before. It took some effort to keep his face calm and unmoved.
Vaughan just looked lecherous.
"Vaughan," Allard said uneasily, "you know when you found that whip in my drawer, and I said it was a present from a friend, that wasn't a euphemism."
"So why did your…friend…give you a present?" asked Vaughan.
"One of my friends gave me a whip and said it was for taming my computer with."
Vaughan collapsed in hysterical laughter.
"It's not that funny," said Allard.
"No, it's just so -- you! Somehow I have no difficulty in believing that story."
"So you'll put the catalogue away?"
"No. I'm going to teach you the other recreational uses for whips," said Vaughan. Allard thought Vaughan was winding him up. Then he remembered what sort of games Vaughan had enjoyed to date.
"Don't worry, Allard," Vaughan said. "I'm not heavily into that myself. Just a bit…curious. It's a nice fantasy."
Allard sneaked a glance at the catalogue, and hastily flipped it back from the more exotic later chapters, which were definitely not his thing.
The more decorative items, on the other hand -- he might even consider wearing one or two himself, as well as putting them on Vaughan. Decorative straps and harnesses might be a possibility.
He found a page of interesting-things-to-put-on-one's-penis. He flinched. He looked again, prepared to flip the page at the first sign of danger -- no, they all looked entirely removable and, in some cases, rather interesting. In fact, those little rings had definite possibilities. And little leather coats to put on one's -- in case it got cold, he supposed. He looked again. Yes, he'd have to believe that people modelled that part of the body.
"I'd wear one if you did, Vaughan. Dare you!"
"So you're interested," Vaughan said thoughtfully. An impertinent hand groped Allard. "Yes, you are."
"Don't get too enthusiastic. I might try it and decide I don't like it."
"So," said Vaughan, undoing him, "you're not too sure whether you like something wrapped round your cock like this. Tightly."
Allard gasped. "You already know what I like wrapped tightly around my cock, and your arse will do, for preference."
"Does that mean you want to go on top today?" Vaughan asked cheerfully.
"Bugger foreplay. Get your clothes off!" Allard ordered.
"Oh, you do want to bugger me, then?"
"How difficult is it to get simple instructions through to you, Vaughan?" He started undressing Vaughan himself. Fortunately, he quite enjoyed this. Vaughan wore loose, comfortable clothes that didn't get in the way too much. They were also pleasantly tactile; good-quality cloth that was always nice to handle.
"Well, get yours off, too," complained Vaughan. "This is a bit one-sided."
"Yes, isn't it? I decided to indulge your leather fantasy," said Allard, without removing his clothes. "Since I happen to be wearing leather trousers and jacket today."
"Yes, you are, aren't you?" said Vaughan thoughtfully.
Allard started wondering whether his normal clothes were giving undesirable impressions to other people, then decided that as long as they were giving desirable impressions to Vaughan, he wasn't going to worry about it now.
When Vaughan was naked, Allard said, "On the bed with you, and hurry up about it."
Vaughan scrambled to obey. Obviously he did quite like leather -- on other people.
Allard admired the view. Vaughan had a lovely arse, especially quivering with anticipation like that.
Hastily grabbing the pot of lubricant beside the bed, Allard slapped some on.
"Sadist. You know that's cold."
"Yes. I know."
Vaughan wriggled. "Get on with it."
"No. I'm enjoying the anticipation." To his surprise, he was. Perhaps he should look at that catalogue with an eye to finding pretty decorations for Vaughan. Ones that would involve Vaughan not being able to move until he was given permission.
Right. That was it for the anticipation.
"Stand on the floor. Bend over the bed," he ordered. "I've had a good look, and I'm in a hurry now."
Vaughan muttered something about "don't forget to fetch a book to stand on."
Allard felt quite glad about the heels that he was wearing and Vaughan wasn't.
Vaughan seemed quite surprised that Allard could get all the way in without having to stand on top of something. He clamped down. It was a lovely sensation for Allard.
"I must try surprising you again," said Allard. "Frequently."
"You little bastard!" spluttered Vaughan.
"Obviously not quite as little as you expected, whether in height or in length," said Allard, as he proceeded to plough away with a will.
Apparently, he had distracted Vaughan from replying. Quite understandably. This was very enjoyable. Lovely, tight squeezing around his cock, enthusiastic grunting from Vaughan, lovely view of Vaughan's naked back bent in front of him. Yes, he would probably enjoy that view accented with light touches of leather.
He made sure he was comfortably mounted, hands grasping Vaughan's hips as he rode him hard. Only one thing would make the experience better, and once he was sure he wouldn't embarrass himself by falling over, he groped desperately in front for Vaughan's cock and began to pump at it mercilessly.
Vaughan gave a sharp, surprised cry.
"I like being able to control my mount," said Allard, working away at him.
Vaughan didn't seem to mind that, to judge by the way he thrust enthusiastically into Allard's hand. Allard liked that -- Vaughan wouldn't be able not to make some sort of annoyed remark normally, if he wasn't too worked-up to think of one. Now, Vaughan couldn't think of anything to say. Well, nothing involving words, anyway.
Allard was getting closer to orgasm, too. Grinding himself in, swearing and gasping and enjoying the decadent feel of his fully-clothed body pushing urgently against his naked opponent.
"Ought to get myself…soft leather gloves," he panted. "Just to let you…feel that on your cock!" And squeezed, feeling Vaughan come in his hand as he flooded into Vaughan's equally tight arse. He was dizzy -- enervated -- happy -- and definitely in need of something to collapse on. Vaughan, for preference.
He pushed. Vaughan collapsed on the bed. He collapsed on Vaughan. He would have to admit that he missed the usual warmth of skin-to-skin contact, but it felt very good all the same. He liked a good cuddle…
Back in the present day, Harry was looking nervous, and Vaughan was looking interested.
He never had got the leather gloves, and rather wished he had.
"Not quite as vanilla as you used to be, Harry, if you're keeping that one to listen to again. But then neither am I," he said.
Harry looked even more nervous, whether at the comment or the grin that went with it.
"We must make time to go to an appropriate shop. We still haven't bought any of that stuff yet." Vaughan rubbed absent-mindedly at his cock.
"Don't get too excited, Vaughan. There's rather a lot of this stuff to go through."
"Well, don't listen to all of it next time."
Allard sighed and settled down. The quickest way to sort this out would probably be to check the log of outgoing material, and make sure there was nothing that his own counter-worm would have missed.
He was happy to see that it hadn't been active very long. The virus hadn't worked its way through the entire address book, although it had selected a variety of files to send out. Fortunately, it wasn't just himself and Vaughan that were in line to be embarrassed. And fortunately, it was just embarrassing files and not commercial or financial ones.
He wondered whether he could get rid of Vaughan for long enough to take private copies of some of the dodgy files, since Vaughan was unfortunately sufficiently computer-literate to see what he was doing if he tried it in front of Vaughan.
"Weren't you about to go and get us some cups of tea, Vaughan?"
"Harry can do it."
Well, yes, Harry was still hanging around looking nervous.
"Harry. Two teas." Harry scuttled into the galley.
Vaughan leaned closer to Allard and whispered, "While he's out, shall we make some copies of these for ourselves?"
"What a reprehensible suggestion," Allard remarked, as he copied files to both his own and Vaughan's directories.
"If it is, why are you doing it?"
"You're the one with the morals, Vaughan. I don't need to explain myself, because everyone already knows exactly what I'm like."
"Yes, they do. Anyone who's too stupid to put proper security on their files deserves to have them read out."
"I don't know why you're smiling, Vaughan. That's completely accurate."
"Allard, dear, we hired you because we don't know enough to put proper security on our files."
"Yes, well…" Vaughan did have a point. It wasn't entirely sporting, under those circumstances. People who realised they were too stupid, and got outside help, did deserve marks for trying.
"I'll just have to give Harry remedial classes," said Allard. "In the meantime, where were we?"
"Well," said Vaughan, "I'm fairly sure we've cleaned up the mess. All of the pilfered files seem to come from the directory C:\NAUGHTY on Harry's machine. Shall we do a quick check on some more random files just to check that he has only got porn in there?"
Allard thought about it. Yes. He deserved a bit of a rest after all that work, and they could both enjoy "checking" the files.
Harry came back in with a tray of tea.
When Allard and Vaughan said what they'd be doing next, he seemed resigned. "Can I watch you listening to them?" he asked.
"Harry," said Vaughan, "don't you ever learn?"
Allard kept his thoughts to himself. They were along the lines of, "it might be interesting".
Vaughan flipped down the directory listing. "Ah. STORYTIME. What's in that file, I wonder? I've always liked being told stories."
Harry spluttered into his tea. "Er, you won't like that one!" he protested.
Allard smirked. That probably meant it was something they would both enjoy.
Vaughan apparently agreed, because he clicked 'play'.
Claire's voice said, "So what do you think they do? And which of them does it?"
"Vaughan's on top," said Karen with total certainty. "Look at Allard showing his bum off in tight trousers all the time. He must be trying to get a reaction."
"You know, she's right," said Vaughan thoughtfully.
"Yes, but they're just as tight in front. Why hasn't she noticed that?" Allard snapped crossly.
"Yes, it's very pretty," murmured Vaughan soothingly, caressing Allard's groin under cover of the table. Not discreetly enough; Harry seemed to be interested.
The women were still wibbling on about his bottom. "When he bends over in those tight leather trousers, aren't you ever just tempted to grab a handful?" said Karen wistfully.
"You have no idea how close I've come to doing it. And I use the word 'come' advisedly," said Claire, with a filthy laugh. "But it wouldn't be fair to take up an invitation he doesn't realise he's making."
"I never let it stop me," murmured Vaughan.
"Does it look like an invitation?" Allard asked curiously.
"Yes," said Harry.
Well, that seemed to be four votes. Allard decided to be a bit more careful about what he was wearing -- at least when he wasn't trying to create an effect.
Karen said, "I certainly can't imagine Vaughan seeing that sweet little arse without wanting to cram himself in as fast and hard as possible."
Allard had always thought their weapons tech was a sweet, demure creature. Oh. Yes. A sweet, demure creature who worked with big long things and liked to make them go bang.
"Is everyone on this ship obsessed with sex?" Allard said.
"Yes," said Harry.
"Do you actually have a larger vocabulary than that, Harry?"
"Yes," said Harry, and grinned.
"She's right," added Vaughan. "Although she'd be shocked at how often you don't let me. Not that I have any complaints."
"Shut up," said Allard. "I want to listen to this."
Now they were praising Vaughan's very large cock. It wasn't as big as the girls thought, but it was quite big enough for Allard's purposes. He patted it, without worrying about Harry watching.
"Allard needs both hands to hold it," said Karen, on the tape.
"Almost true," he said, and demonstrated for Harry's benefit. Mm. Lovely. Not quite at its full extent, but give it a minute or two.
Vaughan looked at him, looked at Harry, and then looked at the ceiling.
"Working away at it," said Claire dreamily, "with one hand wandering down to fondle his balls occasionally."
Allard undid Vaughan's trousers, and demonstrated that he wasn't completely averse to taking suggestions.
Vaughan looked at him, looked at Harry, and closed his eyes.
Harry looked at them and didn't close his eyes.
"Why are we rewarding him for doing something wrong?" muttered Allard.
"Because you're enjoying it as well," said Harry. "Besides, this time you know I'm not recording it for posterity. Maybe that's my punishment. I'll only have my memories."
"Just how kinky do the girls get?" asked Allard mistrustfully.
"If they got that kinky, I'd suggest you switch to a different file," said Harry helpfully. "You know I don't like the really weird stuff."
"Weird? Mild BDSM?"
"Weird," said Harry.
Apparently, weird didn't include fellatio, which the girls were currently describing with great glee. "And after he's stripped naked for Vaughan to admire, he kneels between Vaughan's legs…"
"Big, lovely legs," said Claire.
"Nice, chunky thighs," Karen said.
Allard skipped the strip-tease routine and got down to the kneeling in front of Vaughan. There was a distinct thrill to doing this in front of an audience.
Harry said, very quietly and wistfully, "Naked would be better," just as Claire said, "And then he leans forward and licks just the tip of Vaughan's cock."
"Forget I said that," said Harry quickly.
"Shut up," said Vaughan, just as Allard followed directions. Mm, yes, slow had its points, Allard thought to himself.
Karen said, "And then he nibbles very delicately around the foreskin."
He did so. There was a squeak from Harry's direction, and a happy groan from above.
"He slips the very tip of his tongue just under Vaughan's foreskin," said Claire, "and shows some of the delicate work with fiddly little details he's really good at."
Allard did his best, hoping that his press wouldn't turn out to be better than the reality. Judging by the noises Vaughan was making, he had at least some idea how to do this. Vaughan wasn't the only one enjoying this, either. He'd always felt powerful when he was on top, but somehow this was even better -- something to do with the way Vaughan was begging him for more, perhaps.
"And just as Vaughan is begging him for more, Allard gives it to him. Half the length at one swallow, even if it is eight inches long," Karen remarked.
Six, actually, Allard thought. Not that he was complaining. It meant he could get more than half the length in at one swallow. Very good it was, too. Vaughan must have showered just before this, as he tasted nicely fresh but full of flavour.
He grabbed another mouthful just before Karen suggested that he ought to.
The position was mildly uncomfortable: He was used to doing this without wearing a collar (he started to think about the catalogue again, by a matter of association, and firmly reined himself in…reined himself in? He was not even going to think about that).
He slid off again, reluctantly. The next thing he heard was Claire saying, "And then Vaughan just grabs his head and forces him on, all the way down."
The timing was off -- Vaughan had already done that.
He made a muffled protest, fumbling at his collar. That was better. He fumbled at his trousers. That was better, as well.
"I'd never have thought you were bigger," said Harry.
I'm the one with the tight trousers, Allard thought.
"He's the one with the tight trousers," Vaughan said helpfully. "Did you think it was a codpiece?"
Harry said, "Well, it's just something about the way you behave, Vaughan. As if you think you have a really big one."
I am the only one allowed to say that sort of thing about Vaughan! Even if it is true, Allard thought. Anyway, Vaughan did have nice big balls. He did a quick comparison check, one hand on his own and the other on Vaughan's. Yes, Vaughan definitely won in the ball department.
"At this point," Karen said, "Vaughan decides that Allard is Not Doing A Good Enough Job, because Vaughan can't get it all the way in."
Allard said, "Mm," around Vaughan, thinking that he was doing a bloody good job.
Vaughan just grunted, but didn't sound as if he was asking Allard to stop.
Harry said, "I think you're doing a damn fine job, Allard."
Claire said, "So he pulls him up by the hair."
Allard pulled off, just in case. "Don't you dare!" he said, glaring.
Karen said, "And throws him on the floor and stuffs his big cock into the other end."
Do I really want him to do that in front of Harry? Allard wondered.
He looked at Vaughan. Vaughan did look desperate for something.
Do I really care that it's in front of Harry? Receiving the answer no, not really, from either his brain or his balls, he wasn't sure which, he landed on the floor, saying "Get on with it, then!"
Vaughan ripped Allard's trousers down just far enough to get access to him without tying his legs together. The thought of having his legs tied together was interesting, but not terribly practical in this position, which was going to be difficult enough anyway.
Vaughan shoved, and Allard wished the women had thought to mention lube. Fortunately, he'd been having fun in the shower that morning. It was merely mildly uncomfortable, shading into 'quite interesting' as Vaughan got a little further. Even if they weren't this way up most often, Vaughan did know how he liked it.
Apparently, the women had a fair idea, as well. "Now he's wriggling and panting and moaning and pleading for more," suggested the running commentary. Yes, he was. It was quite disgraceful, really. He ought to stop. Just as soon as Vaughan stopped doing that, anyway. He'd defy anyone to stop panting when Vaughan was doing that.
The panting sounded louder than usual -- well, there was more of it. Ah yes, Harry. He looked round.
Yes, the rest of the panting was coming from that direction. Harry seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the sight of Allard spread and pinioned like this. Allard wished him well. He was physiologically incapable of wishing anything else, even considering how annoyed he was with Harry. Quite apart from the file security, here Harry was discovering a hidden exhibitionist in Allard.
Allard tried to arch up a bit and show off his cock, but couldn't with all that weight on him.
Vaughan misinterpreted that as Allard trying to hint he needed a hand with (or on) his cock.
Harry said, "Yes, that's it, nice bit of hand-work there." Well, Allard couldn't argue with that. It was even more exciting having Harry's commentary because it was real, not potential. Harry was actually watching rather than imagining.
"Don't suppose you could kneel up a bit and give me a better view?" Harry asked.
To Allard's surprise, Vaughan cooperated.
Harry fell silent.
"Keep talking, Harry," said Allard.
Harry muttered something about "can't a man have a quiet little wank in peace on this ship?"
"No. Tell us about your wank," Vaughan said.
That was a surprise to Allard, who thought he'd been doing too good a job for Vaughan to be coherent. He squeezed down hard.
So did Harry.
Vaughan started working his hand a bit faster.
Harry said, "Yes, that's it. That's the speed I want to wank at, as well."
Allard thought, I should have the casting vote here, but actually the speed's not bad. He forbore to say anything.
Harry was still talking. "God, it's wonderful watching you two at it, instead of having to imagine it. And it's normal sex, as well."
"Normal sex," said Allard haughtily, "doesn't come with a stroke-by-stroke commentary."
"Oh? Good job you do, then!" said Vaughan.
"I'm not quite there yet," said Allard.
Harry said, "Yes, it's wonderful just watching that big cock of Vaughan's ramming into you and pulling out again, and yet again. Yes, that's it, Vaughan." Allard agreed with that; the ramming-in and pulling-out felt very nice indeed.
"Wank him a bit harder," Harry suggested. "You haven't got him really begging yet."
"What makes you think I -- oh god, do that again!" said Allard.
Harry described the beauty of Allard's face when he was too fucked to talk, just staying there with his mouth hanging open. "If I wasn't more interested in watching, I might come over and see what I could do with that mouth myself."
Vaughan slammed right in. Obviously, he found that an appealing mental picture. To his horror, so did Allard.
"Good," said Harry. "Looks as though you both like that thought. Bet it's a good way of shutting Allard up for once."
"It is," said Vaughan. "Mind you, fucking him senseless works quite well, too."
Allard would have agreed with that if he hadn't been busy being fucked almost senseless. Almost wasn't quite good enough. He shoved back onto Vaughan.
"Oh, you are an eager little slut," said Harry. "I like that in a man." He'd obviously got bolder, or at least figured out when Allard was going to let him say things like that without doing something unpleasant to him.
"And," Harry went on, "I love the way your cock jumps in Vaughan's hand when I say things like that."
Allard scraped together enough brain-cells to say, "Just one more good squeeze and I'm there!"
All of them moaned.
"So Vaughan gives him a good hard squeeze, like this," said Harry, obviously doing it.
Allard pictured the scene in his mind. There he was, Vaughan stuffed right up him, his cock plunging tightly in Vaughan's hand, Harry with his trousers down wanking himself stupid…
"It occurs to me…" he said, speaking with difficulty, "what would the women think of us if they walked in now?" The last word trailed away into a cry of slightly shocked bliss, as he came explosively.
"Fuck, you pervert!" gasped Harry, evidently doing the same thing.
Vaughan could only manage a deep groan as he followed their lead. As soon as he finished, he collapsed on Allard, rather heavily.
A few minutes later, Harry passed them a hanky. "When do you think the women arrive for breakfast?" he asked.
Allard noticed that Harry had used the hanky first. "Get a serviette. No, get two serviettes." He wiped up far more hastily than he would have done if he'd been somewhere private. He'd actually have liked long, lazy moments of afterglow, but not in the crew-room when people were expected for breakfast.
Unless they actually had come in. He shuddered. There had been a few seconds there when he possibly would not have noticed. Given that their voices had been on the recording, he might even have regarded any commentary as part of that.
No. Harry would have noticed, even if he and Vaughan hadn't.
In fact, he could hear footsteps as he wiped up the last stains.
"So, what's been going on?" said Claire. "Smells like a male brothel in here, incidentally."
"Harry's been downloading porn to look at over breakfast," said Vaughan, with a perfectly straight face.
"Revolting!" said Claire. "Look at it in your bedroom and keep the smell to yourself."
Allard sniffed. He didn't object to the smell particularly. But then, he supposed, he'd already eaten his breakfast.
Karen poured herself a bowl of cornflakes and reached for the milk. She paused. "This is milk, right, Harry?"
"Nag, nag, nag," said Harry. "I can see my day is going to go right downhill from this point."
"Yes," said Claire. "Miss Big and Bouncy was the high point, as usual."
"Actually," said Allard, "Harry's porn is more tasteful than that sometimes. But he ought to be careful that he downloads only porn and not viruses. If I might remind everybody of that. We don't want any more confidential files sent out."
"Harry," the women said in unison.
"It's all right," Harry said, "Allard's cleaned it up." He winked, but since this was fairly usual for Harry, they didn't seem to worry about it.
"Most of it," said Allard. "Some of it may have escaped."
He walked over to one of the terminals and checked the progress of his counter-worm.
There was an e-mail for him, from a name he didn't recognise. It was to the address he'd used for the notification of what his worm was doing, should anyone query it.
"What's that?" asked Harry, as Allard must have betrayed some slight sign of surprise.
"It's…a job offer," Allard said. "Somebody who was so impressed at how quickly I cleared the worm up that he wants me to clean up his computer security."
"How much?" asked Vaughan.
"Enough," said Allard.
"Accept it," said Vaughan.
Allard gave him one of those what-makes-you-think-I-need-your-economic-advice looks. He'd been sorting out which jobs paid well enough for some time.
"Incidentally, Harry, it was one of your contacts." He paused. "And it was, in fact, two job offers. The other one was a recording contract with his company Bedtime Stories Ltd, which he thinks could benefit from the use of my voice."
"You don't have to accept that job offer," said Vaughan.
Allard looked at him for long enough to establish the fact that he could follow his own judgement and was certainly not rejecting that offer because of something Vaughan had said.
Everyone on this crew knew when not to comment on something Allard had said. Or not said.
"I do hope the only reason he knew what my voice sounded like was because he got a copy of one of your recordings by accident."
Karen and Claire looked entirely too interested at that. He hadn't described the file, but they knew the sorts of things Harry tended to record.
"No! No!" said Harry hastily. "Only a purchaser, absolutely not a seller. I only buy stuff from him -- I've never sold him anything."
"The only way I can be sure of that is to sit right down and read all of your e-mail. Or were you lying?"
"Yes," said Karen. "There're all of our files to check as well, make sure he hasn't sent any of our voices for an audition."
"Good move," said Vaughan.
It was so nice to have the support of the crew.
Allard looked forward to an interesting evening. He believed Harry in fact had not sold his voice to the highest bidder, but he was still expecting to dig up plenty of dirt on his trawl through Harry's in-box, and Harry couldn't even complain about it. Life was good.
Be Careful What You Wish For
A faint swearing came over the link.
That was all right; Allard had been doing a lot of swearing of his own. In fact, he had cause to swear at it again. "Fucking firewall!" he muttered, finally realising exactly why one part of the program wasn't working.
"You needn't give me progress reports on exactly how you're trying to coax the hardware, Allard," Vaughan said mildly.
Allard ran that back through his internal parser. "You've got a filthy mind. I was merely trying to make this work."
"Thought you liked the filthy mind," muttered Vaughan sotto voce. "No, actually the picture I was getting from the verbal description was difficult to ignore."
"Well, at least we should have the Whiteboard function operational now," said Allard. "You can draw me an obscene picture if you really want to, Vaughan."
"What a crap obscene picture!" came a piping voice, faintly, over the link, as the image of a fairly wobbly cock and balls traced onto the blank square for visuals or maps.
"Harry would like to point out that he is used to a better quality of pornography," said Vaughan.
"I would have to agree with him," said Allard. He crossed a thick black line through the image, erased, and drew a lovingly detailed set of quite recognisable male parts, and a few extras.
"Wossat then?" said Harry from the other end.
"Somebody I know."
"Well, we can all see that," said Harry impatiently. "But I meant the weird metal thing." His faint voice was drowned out by Vaughan saying, "When did I get a Prince bloody Albert, Allard?" rather indignantly.
"It's a possible project for my spare time," said Allard. "I'm capable of visualising layouts quite well by now, and implementing them later on. I have quite a lot of practice. Not with penile adornments, admittedly, but I'm sure the basic principles apply."
"How's your art so much better, anyway?"
"I have a decent graphics tablet at this end," said Allard smugly, "and a photograph."
A photograph, not of Vaughan's face, fluttered across the Shared Files area of the program.
"When the hell did you take that?" muttered Vaughan.
"When I could get no more fun out of you in other ways but you were sprawled across the bed snoring and stopping me sleeping," Allard said.
"You didn't draw me asleep. You drew me…interested."
"I could put that in from memory. I have spent hours admiring it, as I'm sure you can remember."
"Looking at it?"
"Not necessarily." Allard could probably have done the picture with his tongue (which knew every inch) if his tongue could have handled the graphics tablet.
"Shut up, Allard. Harry will notice something."
"Harry has had to bloody listen to it for the last three months," said Harry. "Neither of you are that quiet. In fact, I've got a recording here. You could use it to test the link."
Allard said, "I thought you liked listening."
"I like listening to the normal stuff," said Harry. "You two are perverted. It's all right if I'm recording; I can switch it off if I'm not in a kinky mood. But when it's coming live through the walls and you're on your 'virgin' fetish, it's a bit much. And I could have done without finding out about -- what'd he call it? Prince Alberts? as well." He shuddered. "There's such a thing as too much information, even for a voyeur."
Allard said, "It was only a suggestion. Not even a serious one."
"I didn't want to know it was possible!" wailed Harry.
"Allard," said Vaughan, "you are going to clean out all the log records from tonight's setting-up, aren't you?"
"You mean the chat log where you were swearing into the computer? You mentioned a number of practices I hadn't realised you were aware of. Shall we try some of them later?"
"What chat log?" Vaughan said.
Allard rolled it up on screen.
"Just looks like a lot of cross-hatching from here," muttered Vaughan.
"Patience," said Allard. He was used to saying that to Vaughan, usually when he was wearing leather underwear and trying to get Vaughan to peel him inch by inch. He opened the file as a shared file.
Vaughan said, "Oh! It's popped up!"
Harry said, "Yes it has, hasn't it?"
Allard said, "Hands off, he's mine. If anyone's going to be the beneficiary of any popping-up, it's me."
Harry said, "When I first met you, I thought you were the most frigid, repressed geek I'd ever seen."
"Then you realised it was only you that had that impression."
"He means," said Vaughan, "that I was screwing him blind once a night and twice on Sundays, so he was only frigid with you."
"Thank you, Vaughan," said Allard frostily. "I am quite sure that even Harry could pick up the subtext of that conversation without being whacked over the head with it. Now, back to the subject. Vaughan, you need to try requesting control."
"As if that ever works!" muttered Vaughan.
"Of the file, I meant," said Allard.
"Can't figure out how to request control."
"What a surprise," muttered Allard. "Go to the menu."
"What menu? I can't see anything except this bloody cross-hatching!"
Allard fiddled with the problem at his end. Unfortunately, what with all this disgusting conversation, he couldn't help thinking about double-entendres about 'fiddling with the problem at his end'. He'd better try to sort it out (damn) and then he could get back to the ship and give Vaughan a good seeing-to.
Vaughan muttered something about a "Bastard Computer from Hell."
"Vaughan, you do not know about Bastard Computers from Hell. You have never even seen a Bastard Computer from Hell, still less tried to reprogram one with a blunt probe and your bare fingers when the input mechanism has fallen off…"
"Just Bastard Operators from Hell," muttered Vaughan.
Allard switched on the camera and then bowed slightly in its direction so that Vaughan could see him do it.
"That was supposed to be an insult," Vaughan said.
"Well, at least we know this part of the setup is working," said Allard.
"It would actually be nice to have a better computer than anything MetaSystems have got. They're always trying to poach you, and I think if they only get something a bit faster to sit you at, they'll actually succeed one of these days. Anyway, if we get a faster computer than them, it'll stop them trying industrial espionage."
Allard said, "Although then you would not be able to blame your fuckups on lack of speed."
"Are you saying I take too long on foreplay?" asked Vaughan, with an audible leer.
Allard felt annoyed, and rather reassured that he wasn't the only one being plagued with a demented level of double-entendres.
"Don't you even consider using that as an excuse for a thirty-second fuck!" spat Allard crossly.
"I was desperate!" Vaughan whined.
"So was I, after you'd finished!" snapped Allard.
"I don't want to know this much about your sex life," said Harry. "Look, can we turn the camera on at this end so that you can keep an eye on Vaughan, and I don't have to worry about him jumping on me because you're not here and he's 'desperate'?"
"Harry, Vaughan will never be that desperate. Not and keep his balls, anyway."
"Actually," said Harry, "I'm quite glad I didn't notice you were a raving sex-maniac until after you were already (frequently) taken. Don't think I'd like the possessiveness. Makes me nervous."
"So you wouldn't be interested in a proper threesome then?" Allard asked cheerfully. He was pleased to see the camera-link was working, and even more pleased to see both Vaughan and Harry look worried.
"Don't worry, Harry," said Vaughan. "If he tries it on, I'll force-feed him bromide until he'll settle for me."
"The last time you tried to force-feed me something, I bit it," said Allard.
"But you said you wanted me to be rough with you!" complained Vaughan.
"I didn't say anything about not being rough in return."
Harry wailed, "Shut up, the pair of you, before I have to run off to the toilets."
Life, Allard thought, was a bit of a trial for a voyeur who was a bit modest. Harry didn't want to just whip it out for a quick one off the wrist.
"Harry, you were complaining about the quality of the porn Vaughan was providing earlier."
"Sorry I ever opened my mouth!" muttered Harry.
"Well, we all know how that feels, Harry," murmured Allard.
Harry ran off with a wail.
"I know how he feels," said Vaughan. "Get yourself up here now!"
"Can I be on top this time?" said Allard sweetly.
"I don't care. As long as it's soon, and as long as it's hard…"
"…I don't care which of us it is!" panted Vaughan.
"Get down to the teleport room now!"
"And bring you up?"
"You've already done that, Vaughan." Allard glanced down at his crotch.
"Oh good," murmured Vaughan, getting up and running from the flight-deck.
Allard admired the quality of the camera. There was a pixel-perfect, high-definition view of Vaughan's arse. There was only one thing better than that view: it was in 3D, and he was going to have it.
He closed everything down. The next test of the equipment would be when he rebooted it to find out if everything was solid tomorrow morning, or possibly tomorrow afternoon. Depended on how solid Vaughan was, really.
Well, there was one thing about Vaughan which was reliably functional, and it wasn't the brain.
He finished with a few seconds to spare, and the teleport field took him and deposited him in front of Vaughan.
He'd been inspired by Harry's tendency to land in any available puddle or somehow off his feet to wonder if he could program the teleport to deposit him, when required, naked and on his knees in front of Vaughan, but decided the risk of accidental exposure (so to speak) was too great. It had been easy to resist the temptation to do the programming the other way around. It was one thing Harry having watched it before, all of them worked-up together, but the idea of being involuntarily exposed still didn't suit Allard. Especially as it might not be Harry doing the teleporting.
"Pity we can't program it to take your clothes off en route," murmured Vaughan.
We're obviously getting too comfortable with each other, thought Allard. He's not just finishing my sentences; he's getting altogether too close to picking up what I'm thinking. Even if it doesn't precisely require a master's degree to pick them up at present.
"Well, I could always try programming it to remove clothes. It might even remove yours when you're going to that so-important meeting to hand over the comms equipment we're setting up," said Allard.
"We don't get paid until we get to the meeting, so it is important," said Vaughan. "I think I'll stick to removing your clothes by hand. It's more fun, anyway." Although he seemed to be trying to break several speed records for rapid undressing, Allard thought.
"Do you think you could wait until we are actually in a cabin?" suggested Allard.
"Only…just!" snarled Vaughan through gritted teeth.
Allard started walking, quickly, and they made it to Allard's cabin with some clothing, if not dignity, intact. Nobody, probably, had seen Vaughan's erection waving in the breeze or Allard's untucked shirt trailing behind him, and they were still mostly dressed.
Until they had the door locked safely behind them.
Vaughan started on the rapid-undressing trick again, with both hands, one on himself and the other on Allard. Several buttons flew off.
"I was intending to wear that again, later," protested Allard, not feeling too bothered for some reason.
"Well, at least it's your cabin; you can always get another shirt out." Vaughan dropped to his knees and took a mouthful of Allard.
Allard completely forgot to answer the remark about the shirt, although he never left comments unanswered and also never worked on the principle that he could always get another one of whatever someone else had ruined.
Vaughan, whatever one might say about him (and often did), wasn't petty enough to bite back in revenge. He just knelt up, hooking one arm around Allard for balance, and went thoroughly to work on driving Allard noisily insane.
Actually, maybe that was his revenge. Allard was sure of it when he reached the "please, please, Vaughan, don't stop, don't stop!" stage and Vaughan stopped. Looked up at him, nearly grinning around his cock, gave a lick-and-kiss woefully inadequate to the task, and removed his mouth from what it had been doing.
Allard almost fell over.
Vaughan grabbed him by the hips. "Don't know what you're making so much fuss about. Thought you wanted to fuck me?"
"I don't care!" wailed Allard, as Vaughan shoved him towards the bed.
"So you don't want this?" Vaughan bent over the bed, displaying his arse temptingly and spreading himself.
He did want it. Badly. If he didn't get a functioning brain in the next few seconds, he might actually do it very badly, and he couldn't afford to let Vaughan get to him. Nor did he actually want to rip Vaughan's arse to shreds because he couldn't think straight -- it was convenient to his plans to have the use of it later, after all.
He drew in a sob of breath.
Vaughan got up.
"Don't go!" he snapped.
"Got to get myself ready," said Vaughan reasonably. "After all, you're in a bad way, and I shudder to think what you'd do if I left you to do it."
Allard felt irritably reassured. There were a few things he could trust Vaughan with, he decided, shivering as he listened to the wet noises of Vaughan getting himself ready.
Vaughan settled himself on the bed. "All right, fuck away!" he invited, and Allard fell on him.
Oh god, thought Allard, after what I said earlier, it'll be really embarrassing if I can't hold out more than thirty seconds. If I can manage that long.
That was the last thing he managed to think. Vaughan was squeezing and moaning and wriggling and generally giving every indication he was having a good time. Allard was going to be annoyed by that later; what was the point of his usually-excellent technique if all he had to do was shove it in for a fast fuck?
At the moment, he wasn't annoyed.
One of the useful mental utilities that came with having a technically competent brain was an ability to count seconds without actually trying (or, in extreme circumstances, without actually thinking). Forty-five-hippopotamus, the relevant area ticked off, just as Vaughan gave him an extra-hard squeeze and an extra-loud groan, and collapsed.
Thank god for that! another independent part of his brain decided, and he let loose.
He collapsed on Vaughan, who was a bit bumpy (unlike the mattress) but satisfactorily warm and cuddly (unlike the mattress). With any luck, he'd get at least ten minutes before Vaughan started on about dead weight on top of him.
He had about fifteen. Good. Vaughan had been about as shagged-out as he was, then.
"Get off, you're heavy," mumbled Vaughan.
"But I wanted to stay here in the optimal position to get started again in ten minutes or so," said Allard sweetly.
"Just because you're a sex-maniac, I have to get flattened for about half an hour," complained Vaughan. "Anyway, if you're worried I won't let you get back in the saddle again if you dismount, I'll let you have the next turn. If you like," he added magnanimously.
Allard, who hadn't, in fact, been worrying about who was going to be on top, was annoyed.
"I'm perfectly capable of climbing on and getting started again if I need to, Vaughan."
To prove it, he climbed off, and managed the usual moderately complicated disposition of limbs that was necessary in a slightly-too-small double-bed. Never, he thought for the nth time, buy a used spaceship from aliens. They're either too big or too small. He was going to ask the ship's computer if it knew about the concepts "king-size", "queen-size" (although now he came to think about it, "queen-size" could be misinterpreted), or possibly "orgy-size". As long as he specified a small orgy.
"That's better," said Vaughan. "I can cuddle you now." And proceeded to destroy the whole complicated-disposition-of-limbs arrangement in favour of sprawl. Allard sighed. He was sure Vaughan must have grown up in a large family and a small house. He pried Vaughan's knee upwards so that he could be comfortable, getting the usual complaint about Vaughan was perfectly comfortable in that position and what was he making a fuss about?
After a reasonable compromise between ten minutes and half an hour, Allard felt slightly more lively.
"Time to get back in the saddle, as you say. Brace yourself, Vaughan."
"Keep your idea of foreplay to yourself, Allard. Some of us have better standards than that."
"I didn't notice that two nights ago," said Allard, who had still not quite forgiven Vaughan the thirty-second fuck.
"Anyway, I want a cuddle, if I get the chance to choose anything." Vaughan rolled onto his back.
"Oh, do you have to deluge me in drooling sentimentality when all I want is a fuck, Vaughan?" said Allard disgustedly, lifting Vaughan's legs tenderly out of the way and massaging him with a degree of affection he was careful not to notice.
"I don't have to," said Vaughan, "but it's fun. If only because it seems to torment you so much." He grinned at Allard.
Allard grinned back before he could stop himself.
"You have some delightful facial expressions when I can con you into using them," said Vaughan.
Allard started to sulk, and withdrew that expression hurriedly once he realised that Vaughan would merely find it amusing. He settled on a blank expression and a finger up Vaughan's arse.
"Yes, I am ready," said Vaughan. "But I'd still like a little more foreplay."
It occurred to Allard that he hadn't indulged in the sorts of foreplay he enjoyed, with all the hurry, and he settled down to snog Vaughan very slowly and thoroughly. It was one foolproof way of getting the man to shut up, for one thing. It also felt quite good enough to keep him happy, as long as his cock was resting against Vaughan's welcoming body. He could do this for ages.
Vaughan thought Allard could do it for ages, as well. At least Allard could deduce that from the way Vaughan backed out of the kiss and started to complain about wanting a fuck now and was Allard going to spend all night just snogging.
"Already?" asked Allard. "Well, if you insist."
"I do insist!" Vaughan grabbed his hips and dragged.
Allard thought this was undignified. Rather like being used as a sex toy. He'd rather line things up himself, thank you very much.
"Lie still like a good boy, Vaughan, or I'll make you wait."
"You are making me wait," growled Vaughan.
"So you don't want me to make you wait any longer."
Vaughan heaved a put-upon sigh and lay still.
Allard decided that it would be nice to take longer about actual entry than they had over the whole thing the first time 'round.
Vaughan indicated his disapproval about halfway through Allard's careful, painstaking procedure.
This time, Allard felt less inclined to complain about being used as a sex toy, and didn't resist Vaughan's attempts to shove him in.
Vaughan indicated his approval, loudly.
Allard sank his teeth into Vaughan's shoulder.
"All right, Allard," said Vaughan. "I do realise you're enjoying it without you having to swallow me whole."
"Do that next time," Allard mumbled, around a mouthful of Vaughan's shoulder. He started kissing where he'd bitten, very thoroughly. Amazingly enough, he still had enough coordination left to keep thrusting, as well.
Once he'd kissed the shoulder better, he moved on to the mouth, just for variety. As Vaughan had noticed, he did like kissing.
Vaughan didn't seem to mind it when he had something to keep him occupied.
Allard found kissing much trickier in this position, and wished Vaughan wasn't quite so tall but on the other hand it was worth the effort to get Vaughan so involved in the kiss that he wasn't complaining about what else he wanted to do.
Vaughan liked variety. So did Allard, but at the moment, what he wanted was a fuck. So he fucked. Regretfully stopping the kiss when he began to feel he'd sprain either his neck or his groin trying to continue the activities in parallel.
Vaughan must have felt that he didn't have enough to do. He rolled them over so that he was squatting down on Allard, with a grunt of satisfaction, and went to work.
"I'm doing the fucking, if you don't mind."
"You weren't going fast enough," said Vaughan.
"Some of us don't regard it as a race, Vaughan."
Unfortunately, the traitor in his groin was starting to agree with Vaughan. This wasn't a problem he had when it was a question of brains rather than cocks.
Outvoted, he decided to put up with it.
A minute later, he wondered why they'd never actually tried this position before, but was too busy to ask Vaughan.
He grabbed Vaughan by the cock. This reminded him of something, and he used the more technical part of his brain for spatial analysis. It would indeed be possible to give Vaughan a little adornment. There was plenty of room for it. Maybe a birthday present? -- no, he never gave Vaughan one of those, Vaughan might suspect something.
"Allard, what are you doing?"
"Measuring up," said Allard, in a what else could I possibly be doing tone of voice.
"Measuring up for what?" said Vaughan suspiciously.
"The Prince Albert. Would you like one for your birthday or would you just like an unbirthday present?" Allard said sweetly, wondering if Vaughan had actually read Winnie-the-Pooh.
"How dare you -- no, how can you, Allard?! I can't be doing much of a job if you're considering how to decorate me!"
"It's only because it's the second round that I have some spare mental capacity to think about it. Anyway, what's wrong with considering possible bugfixes or upgrades?"
"Bugfixes?" said Vaughan indignantly. "Would you like to tell me what's wrong with it?"
"This happens to be an upgrade I'm considering. 1.0 runs perfectly adequately, but no software engineer can ever quite resist the possibility of tinkering." He started to tinker with it gently -- well, more like fondling, really.
"That's hardware," Vaughan pointed out.
"Not for much longer," Allard said, stroking it more thoroughly.
"You're bloody lucky it hasn't gone soft, considering you were talking about mutilating it!"
"It certainly hasn't shown any evidence of going soft. Is there something you haven't told me about your reaction to the idea?" Allard pulled and squeezed it just to be on the safe side.
Vaughan didn't answer in words, although he was copious and exhaustive.
This was all right, because Allard was in fact incapable of speech, or of anything except letting Vaughan lie there and wring him out.very much.
"The thought," he said eventually, "appears to inspire you."
"No it bloody doesn't!" snapped Vaughan.
"And by the way, you're heavy."
"Good!" said Vaughan. "Because this is all the revenge I feel capable of." He collapsed on Allard.
"I only said it was an idea I was considering," Allard admitted rather breathlessly. "If it isn't broken, don't fix it. Can I have my lungs back now?"
Vaughan rolled off him. "Have a cuddle, not that you deserve it."
Allard was too tired to pretend he didn't want to cuddle, even for the sake of annoying Vaughan. He sighed with pleasure as he got a good armful of Vaughan.
"You know," said Vaughan, "the Bastard Operator from Hell is actually very nice. Or, at least, a hell of a good fuck. Wouldn't even mind having the matching Bastard Computer, if it was equally useful…"
"What a disgusting thought," said Allard.
Vaughan clouted him with a pillow. "I didn't mean I'd let it fuck me, you twisted pervert. More along the lines of, we might be able to have secure comms links without having to worry about the electronic snooping that you spend half your working days trying to avoid. MCU93's good, but he's a generalist. He needs too much help from you to out-think human snoopers. One that specialises in communications, like you, might be better. Then you can spend your time on something more profitable."
"I thought one AI is enough for you. The next one might have a personality like mine instead of merely being vaguely philosophical." Allard gave Vaughan his best shark-like grin.
"And one of you is quite enough for anyone!" agreed Vaughan cheerfully, swatting him on the behind.
Allard glared at him. "I was on top. Therefore, if any rump-patting goes on, it should be me patting yours, Vaughan."
"We're not that…anal about sex-roles, are we?" said Vaughan drowsily.
Allard turned his back and tried to sulk, but he had a nasty feeling that Vaughan hadn't actually noticed him sulking, because Vaughan just cuddled up and went to sleep.
Oh well, lost that round, he decided, wondering why he didn't feel particularly bad about it.
Three weeks later, Vaughan got his wish.
Harry went straight for the objets d'art and vintage wine. Allard sighed.
"Well, the company got taken over, and the new owners don't like all the fancy things, vintage wine, beautiful oak boardroom tables, and all that. It's fascinating," said Harry.
Allard dived straight into the computer parts and outmoded computer models in the other corner of the room, which were piled up with considerably less care and attention than the 'nice' stuff Harry had.
Harry was, in fact, doing most of this valuation job, and Allard was only along as a useful adjunct to Harry, because computers were one of the few things Harry couldn't price up at a glance. He didn't mind too much, because Harry had a sensible attitude to being the 'boss' on the mission, and a proper respect to those things Allard knew much more about than he did.
Most of the kit was obsolete and looked it. Some of it was old enough to have a certain value as museum pieces, and he noted those down carefully. Few surprises, of course. It would be much more interesting when he got on to appraising their actual working kit.
The most interesting thing in the pile was right at the bottom. This wasn't obsolete; in fact, it was an example of cutting-edge technology. It looked like a specialist comms computer, stuffed to the gills with security, decryption, encryption, decoding, recoding, and translating gear. Just the sort of thing Vaughan was dropping heavy hints about wanting Allard to pick up if they could afford it. It looked damaged, but the damage did not appear to affect any of the working parts, as he realised when he got it out.
"Excuse me!" he called.
The office-boy who'd been left to keep an eye on them said, "Yeah?" but didn't look up from the paper aeroplane he was working on.
"This item," said Allard. "Do you know any details about it?"
The office-boy deigned to look, as if he was making it quite clear that he wasn't very interested. "That'd be Smith. Comms expert. Heard she threw some fancy computer away."
"Could you ask her if I could have a word, please?" Allard said, rather firmly.
The office-boy sighed heavily and put down the paper aeroplane. "If she's in. I'll check."
Smith turned out to be your typical scruffy scientist in bad clothes and messy hair. Didn't look bad, in fact (Allard had never particularly liked make-up on women or men), although she had the expression of somebody dragged away from her work to answer stupid questions. Allard sympathised.
"Can you tell me something about this computer?" he asked. "It appears to be too new to be discarded, and surely that damage can be repaired."
She looked at the name-tag Allard was wearing and did a visible double-take. "Is that the Allard who wrote a rather interesting piece on real-time encryption about a year ago?"
"Actually," Smith said, "the machine was indirectly influenced by your research. Unfortunately, we have now discarded it."
Allard looked at her. "Would you mind telling me what was wrong?" he asked.
"Well, we were experimenting with an artificial intelligence system that would be capable of human-like decisions. So we tried to include a personality, and didn't like the one we got."
"What was the problem with it?"
Smith looked slightly embarrassed. "It patterned itself after people around it, and, well, you know what computer scientists can be like. Nobody can stand it, so out it goes. We're going to work on the Mark II, and try to make it a little less abrasive."
Allard sneered. Sissies. He asked aloud, "May I buy it for the scrap price?"
"Scrap is all it's worth. You won't be able to use it… Look, quite frankly, it's an absolute little bastard!"
Harry, who had his usual tendency to listen to things which were none of his business, said, "That's OK, we're all used to Allard anyway, and it can't be worse." He wandered over and poked at the computer. "What's the damage to the case from, by the way?"
"That's where the operator got so annoyed with it that he tried to kick a hole in it."
Some people don't have any appreciation for good tech, thought Allard.
"You were lucky he doesn't seem to have ruined it," he said.
"Lucky?" said Harry. "From what you say, ruining it must have made people a lot happier."
Allard's eyes met Smith's in a moment of perfect understanding. Lusers! Fair enough if people didn't like the personality (although that was irrational), but to risk losing all the work, all the components that went into making the computer what it was, that -- that would have been a tragedy.
"Shall I take it, then?" asked Allard.
"You need to fill in a few forms to save yourself from being accused of conflict-of-interest," she said. "There are some in this office."
He followed her, and they were having an interesting conversation about algorithms when Harry bounced back in to annoy them once again.
"Ooh, dragged off alone to be unfaithful to Vaughan with another geek!" he exclaimed gleefully.
"Excuse my colleague; he is imperfectly socialised," said Allard.
"Obviously," said Smith, raking Harry with a disapproving glance.
It was a relief to talk to a normal geek again. On the ship, he'd almost forgotten that particular pleasure.
He noticed, after they had signed all the forms, that Harry kept looking at them interestedly. Maybe Harry fancied Smith.
"What's all this that Harry says about you meeting another geek?" Vaughan asked that evening.
"One of the scientists there was familiar with some of my work. We got chatting." It had been nice to talk to someone in the same field.
"Even though you're being paid to assess their surplus equipment, not have an all-our-yesterdays?"
"I was still working. She wanted to discuss some of their work. It's a useful opportunity to catch up on that area."
"In her office?"
"Of course, that's where her files are."
"Good-looking, Harry said."
It slowly dawned on him where this conversation was going. "Vaughan, are you suggesting that I was doing something else in her office?"
Vaughan shrugged. "You did let slip that you prefer women."
"So every time I meet an attractive woman, I'm going to leap upon her, crying, 'Save me from bisexuality'?"
At least Vaughan had the grace to look shame-faced. Unfortunately, he followed it up with, "And you keep threatening to leave when you find a better job."
"I will leave when I find a better job. But I like the work I do here. I get paid enough, and I don't have to deal with management." He patted Vaughan's crotch. "And the fringe benefits aren't bad."
"I think I'll just have to remind you that they're more than just 'not bad'," Vaughan breathed in his ear, before tumbling him onto the bed.
He decided that he quite liked Vaughan being jealous, although a little of it would probably go a long way. Normally, he would assert himself at this point, but oddly enough, he felt in the mood for being-done-to. Vaughan, after all, did it quite well. He was flat on his back on the bed, with Vaughan kissing him breathless. Vaughan might not be quite as enthusiastic about kissing as he was, but could do it very well when he put his mind to it.
Vaughan stopped. "You like a good kiss."
"Yes. That was. Do it some more."
Instead of kissing him on the mouth again, Vaughan worked his way down Allard's throat, still kissing, and started undoing his shirt, apparently in search of yet more to kiss.
It hadn't been exactly what Allard meant by 'do it some more', but Allard was willing to be convinced.
Button. Kiss. Another button. Another kiss -- no, that was fingers, just sliding down, and that was a kiss. Pause. Unbutton. Kiss. Button. Nipple-fondling, and the rest of the buttons, now Allard was distracted. Vaughan made quite a business out of slowly peeling open Allard's shirt to leave his chest completely exposed. Then he got down to work on the nipple again. After quite a bit of wet tongue going around and about, Vaughan began to nibble. Allard liked that. Especially when Vaughan began on the other one, just in case it felt neglected.
"Going to take all day about it, Vaughan?" murmured Allard, rather hoping so.
"If you like," said Vaughan, around his nipple. Words created an interesting friction at that distance.
Allard reached out, just to give his hands something to do, and filled his hands with Vaughan's curls. Nicely springy, and a good texture, pushing against his palms.
Vaughan's mouth left the nipple alone (Allard was very slightly disappointed) and started to kiss its way down. Allard started to use his hands on his own nipples. He didn't want to discourage Vaughan from going lower. Navel. Allard shivered. Down a bit. Then Vaughan started investigating in a sideways direction, kissed his hip unexpectedly -- (Allard shivered again, and started pulling at his own nipples quite hard) -- and finally started to head in the right direction. Every time Allard tugged at his nipples, the cloth of his shirt-sleeves rubbed restlessly against his chest. Quite a different sensation to silk. Cotton had no business feeling interesting to his skin, except that he was beginning to suspect that anything would, by now.
Vaughan was still going in the right direction, but Allard found that decidedly frustrating. He was still wearing his trousers.
Vaughan kissed the length of Allard's cock. It felt good. But he was still wearing his trousers.
"It's normal to do that with less in the way, Vaughan."
"I'm just making sure you'll feel it when I unwrap you."
If Vaughan had been thinking of unwrapping him, Vaughan should have said, and he would have worn his normal leather for the reasons people always thought he wore it. You weren't meant to enjoy being kissed through ordinary black denim. Especially as the ordinary black denim had been worn, under protest, because Karen had taken him aside and told him that denim wasn't quite as unbusinesslike as leather, and what people would be bound to think of if he was wearing leather.
Now he wanted to think of it, and wanted to experience what leather added to this particular experience, and he was still wearing the blasted denims.
It could have been worse. They might have forced him into a suit.
Vaughan finally found the button. This was a relief, as he'd found Allard's buttons some time ago. He opened it.
Vaughan withdrew his fingers from the fastening of Allard's trousers. No, that's not how this is meant to go! Allard thought to himself. Then Vaughan lowered his head.
What? With his teeth!
Vaughan took the end of the zipper carefully between his teeth and began to tug.
Allard did not protest, only because this was a precision operation, and he didn't want Vaughan to hurt anything delicate.
It was slow, seriously kinky, and Allard kept thinking that he was…expanding moment-by-moment under the strain, and really didn't want anything to get caught. The thought was oddly interesting.
Eventually, very, very slowly, Vaughan had pulled down the zipper. He folded back the flaps of cloth, but made no attempt to actually remove the trousers. Allard suddenly visualised himself, helpless in a nest of slowly unfolding clothes that drew attention to his essential nakedness.
"I think you liked that," said Vaughan.
"I was only not moving a muscle in case you involuntarily damaged me," said Allard.
"I have the evidence right in front of me," said Vaughan, and promptly kissed the evidence. "It looks so pretty framed like that." He nuzzled it. "Silk knickers? Did you put those on in case you met somebody attractive?"
"Yes. You. You were the one who was bitching about my previous choice of underwear."
"I think I like having you admit I'm attractive," said Vaughan.
"Oh, hadn't I mentioned it? You're attractive. Now get on with it!"
"I intend to do it properly and show you that a man can do it so much better than a woman. After all, I know what feels good."
That was a complete and utter load of bollocks. No non-telepath knew exactly what felt good to another person, because no person (man or woman) had the same set of reactions as another person (man or woman). Allard opened his mouth to impart this information.
He looked down. On the other hand, Vaughan was insecure, and about to express the insecurity by doing something very, very nice for him. And there was one way in which Vaughan was better than a woman at oral sex. Being six foot tall, he had the throat capacity to match, and could probably get a lot more of Allard in than the average woman could.
Allard did not say a word.
Nor did Vaughan.
Vaughan just nuzzled at Allard's cock through the silk. That, in Allard's opinion, fully justified his decision to wear silk under black denims. It could make him feel like this.
Allard closed his eyes and let Vaughan get on with it. It was good. Not enough, but good. Despite his intention to lie back and enjoy it completely passively, Allard was moving slightly, trying to get nearer to the tormenting mouth.
"Shall I take those off for you?"
"Shall I take them off with my tongue?"
"Damn. Obviously not performing miracles yet," said Vaughan. "Give it a couple of minutes, and you'll believe I could."
"Vaughan, please peel them off me. With your hands."
"I was actually referring to your underwear, and I can get that off with my tongue. Or at least down. If I get them in my teeth and pull gently."
Allard moaned gently. What a ridiculous idea. What a ridiculous idea to go straight to his cock.
Vaughan managed to get the waistband of Allard's silk underwear between his teeth. He pulled gently. This resulted in a small part of Allard's underwear moving down, slowly, freeing part of his cock. Then it stopped, and there was a very slight snap of elastic against his cock
"Feeling a little…constricted?" asked Vaughan, as he began to attack Allard's trousers with his hands. Oh, that's right, thought Allard, I'm wearing trousers. I think I was beginning to forget anything existed except my cock.
Slowly, Vaughan pulled the trousers down, and Allard wriggled helpfully.
"You should have taken my shoes off first," said Allard crossly.
"I was getting caught up in the fantasy," said Vaughan. "It could happen to anyone."
Vaughan removed Allard's shoes, taking the opportunity to kiss his ankles while doing so. "You have nice ankles," he said. When Allard's feet were bare, he kissed them, too.
"I could get used to having you kneeling at my feet," said Allard.
"As long as I get a turn on top sometimes," said Vaughan. He started licking at Allard's feet.
"That's kinky!" said Allard.
Vaughan stopped to grin up at him. "I know."
"I like it," admitted Allard.
After a little more foot-worship, Vaughan returned his attention to Allard's trousers, which went a lot more smoothly without the shoes in the way.
"You look pretty without them," said Vaughan. "Sprawled back in total abandon, in a nice, crisp, cotton shirt, silk knickers straining over your cock, and absolutely nothing else."
Surely, thought Allard slightly dizzily, I'm not supposed to get turned on at someone describing me? He started to stroke his recently denuded thighs.
"Yes," said Vaughan. "Now the view's even better."
"This silk's getting damp," said Allard. "Shouldn't you take it away before it's messed-up?"
Vaughan took hold of Allard's underwear.
Allard felt a slight twinge of disappointment that Vaughan was taking his underwear off totally normally, but then he felt those big hands rubbing his legs through the silk as he eased it down. Well, he'd had the experience of someone trying to remove his knickers with their mouth. Now he had lots of other experiences to look forward to.
Vaughan eased the silk underwear off, and gently brushed it against the soles of Allard's feet, just hard enough not to tickle. It felt indecently good, especially when Vaughan followed it with another kiss.
Allard gave a small, complaining moan as Vaughan left his feet alone.
"Beginning to see the point of that?" Vaughan grinned at him. "Next stop's your cock."
"I have no objection to that."
Vaughan kissed his way up Allard's thigh, up Allard's cock, and gulped him right in. Then he withdrew his mouth. "Sorry. Just couldn't resist it."
"Well, it's nice to know you want me," said Allard.
"Yes, but I was supposed to be subjecting you to a virtuoso performance of oral excellence," said Vaughan, "not just gulping you down."
"You overdo the 'oral' in the sense of 'talking too much,'" said Allard.
Vaughan kissed the tip of Allard's cock delicately.
"That's the foreplay," said Allard. "Now swallow me whole."
Vaughan instead nibbled very gently on Allard's foreskin just the way Allard had done to him when they were listening to the women's recorded fantasies. He slipped his tongue under Allard's foreskin and eased it out again. Then again, firm, wet muscle gliding over sensitive skin, focusing sensation in that tiny patch of skin. He heard himself moaning, somewhere in the distance.
Then Vaughan abandoned that to swallow half the length, and Allard could think again. For someone who thinks he can do it better than any woman can, he seems happy to follow the script they wrote. Not that he was complaining, although he'd have liked just a little more attention to his cockhead. He spread his legs a little more, running his hands over his thighs.
Not enough. He couldn't grab his balls, since Vaughan was in the way. He settled for running his hands over his chest, tweaking at his nipples, teasing his skin. Then Vaughan found the coordination somewhere to grab his balls with one hand.
Absolute bliss. Hands all over his skin, even if they were his own. Hands rolling his balls, gently, but not too gently. Hot, greedy mouth all over his cock. The mouth was the best -- wet suction in just the right place, tongue-tip seeking out the sensitive spots. He shut his eyes and moaned.
Vaughan stopped, took his mouth away, and used it to say, "That all right, then?"
"It… was," said Allard, with a tremendous effort. "Nearly as much stimulation as I like all over my body."
"Mm? What was I missing?"
"I like something up my arse at the same time," said Allard, hoping Vaughan would suck his finger and attend to it.
"As it happens," said Vaughan, "that's why I was going to stop sucking you. You need to be reminded of something else a woman can't do for you."
"Unless, of course, she's wearing one of the strap-ons listed in that catalogue you broadened my mental horizons with."
Vaughan pouted. "That's plastic."
"So? You're always saying I like tech better than people." He paused. What Vaughan had been saying was bollocks. But Vaughan had actually been holding his bollocks, in a very pleasant way, so it might actually be worth giving him his chance. "However, one of the people I like is you, so get on with it and fuck me."
"That's as good as I'm going to get, is it?"
Allard sat up, grabbed Vaughan by the shirt, pulled him down on top of himself, and said, "Yes." Then he kissed Vaughan very hard.
"That's all right with me," said Vaughan, when Allard finally let his mouth free to say anything. He looked a bit happier.
"Vaughan," said Allard seriously, "I won't leave without telling you first, and without giving you a chance to come with me."
Vaughan looked much happier.
"That said," said Allard, "fuck me."
Vaughan moved his hands to his collar.
Allard remembered that he was still wearing his shirt, and that the feel of the cloth against his skin was interesting.
"On the other hand, Vaughan, I find I like the idea that you turn up fully dressed and are so overmastered by irrepressible passion that you just shove your trousers down and shove it in me."
Vaughan grinned. "You obviously need a good fucking; you're using pentasyllabic words again."
Allard said, "Copulation. The cure for most major dictionaries from the Oxford to the Merriam-Webster."
Vaughan pushed his trousers down.
"Stopping only for lubricant," Allard added, quickly but firmly.
Vaughan counted on his fingers. "Trisyllabic. Things are improving."
"Monosyllabic," Vaughan said happily, as he reached for the lube and applied some.
Allard moaned, and lifted his legs.
"No syllables!" Vaughan said, and applied himself.
There was something to be said for the missionary position. He had a lovely armful of Vaughan, and a lovely arseful of Vaughan, as well, and this way up was a good solution to the height problem as regarded kissing. He laced his hands behind Vaughan's head, pulled him down, and got a nice mouthful of Vaughan as well.
He started to manhandle Vaughan's clothing.
"Mm?" said Vaughan.
"I want some skin to feel as well," Allard explained.
Halfway down Vaughan's shirt, Vaughan said, "But I like feeling the cloth between us," so Allard decided on a half-naked compromise. He liked half-undone clothes on Vaughan as much as Vaughan seemed to like the same thing on him.
Every thrust brought Vaughan's cotton shirt dragging all over him. Having something all over his skin felt pleasantly different, and Vaughan's shirttails were brushing against his cock. Rough, but not too rough, and it wouldn't take much of that at all, except he'd better wait for Vaughan --
Vaughan lifted his head and said, "And since this is another virtuoso sexual display, you're coming first!"
How convenient! thought Allard, as the shirttails seemed to wrap themselves around his cock. First time I've actually been masturbated by someone's clothes… Cock in his arse, rough cotton brushing all over him, sweaty skin against his nipples, shirttails all over his cock. Perfect. He moaned hard and let it go, let himself come, cock spasming helplessly between them, and there was wetness added to the sensations of cloth and warm skin. And there was Vaughan's cock, still and huge while his arse moved helplessly in the spasms of orgasm.
When he'd finished, Vaughan panted, and got down to business on his own account as if he seriously didn't want to wait. Good.
Allard ran his hands up and down Vaughan's arms. "I like watching you sweaty and dishevelled and desperate, panting and moving. I like knowing you're half out of your clothes because you want to so much. I like --"
"I like that," said Allard. "And I like holding you afterwards," he said, as Vaughan collapsed onto him.
"Have you considered going on a diet recently?" he enquired five minutes later.
Vaughan muttered something about "give with one hand, take away with the other."
Allard murmured, "I like you being big and strong compared to me. I like what you do. I definitely like fantasising about it. But sometimes reality intervenes, and I notice my lungs can only do so much work."
"I notice it never stops you talking." Vaughan slid off him. "I suppose we ought to get cleaned up."
"Not just yet." He rolled over so that he could drape an arm across Vaughan, and enjoyed some more afterglow.
He was on the point of drifting off to sleep when Vaughan said quietly, "Better get cleaned up. Buttons aren't comfortable to lie on all night."
"I suppose so." He reluctantly dragged himself upright, stripped off the shirt, and decided that now he was that far up, he might as well get out of bed and clean up properly.
Vaughan, now nude, followed him into the bathroom a minute or two later, and the cleaning up became mutual. Interesting, but not quite interesting enough to invalidate the clean-up. Vaughan looked down ruefully. "I suppose women do have one advantage."
He petted Vaughan's cock. "I'm glad I don't have to keep that satisfied after mine's gone to sleep." He could remember being a teenager. It had been interesting, and he wouldn't have missed it for the world, but nowadays he valued quality over quantity. "Let's go to bed."
They crawled under the covers, and Vaughan promptly wrapped himself around Allard. At least this was less of a problem now that the beds in both rooms were of the "small orgy" size, but there seemed to be a certain…determination in tonight's impersonation of a limpet.
Allard considered this.
It was the culture-clash thing again. Vaughan didn't seem to understand that his need for a short-notice contract was just his version of a safety blanket. He needed to know that he could leave a workplace if he wanted to.
"Vaughan," he said. "What I said, I meant."
Vaughan kissed the back of his neck.
The next morning, after breakfast, they sat looking at their acquisition. Allard thought it was rather nicely like having an unexpected birthday, knowing he had a new piece of kit to play with but not having hit the 'on' switch yet.
"I'm quite glad I chose to go on that job," he said. "We get paid and I've got a new computer." He did not bother to say "we've got a new computer." None of this lot would know what to do with it if he wasn't there.
"Yes," said Claire, with a grin. "Sounded as if you enjoyed it, from what Harry said.
Vaughan said, "Yes. Harry seemed to have a lot to say about that."
"Er, about that…sorry if I made you think Allard was about to run off," Harry said to Vaughan. "You're not about to run off, are you?" he said to Allard.
"If I want to have a private conversation with Vaughan," said Allard, "can I have one?"
"Any time you want to have a private conversation with anyone," said Harry expansively and generously, "just let me know, and I'll turn the bugs off."
"So we have to think it out beforehand," said Allard.
"Matterofact, when I heard you were talking about something personal that wasn't shagging, I did turn the bugs off."
The worrying thing to Allard was that he was beginning to understand Harry's idiosyncratic definitions of privacy and morality.
Harry said, "Well, what about this thing you bought yesterday."
They switched the Mark I on.
"Well?" it demanded fussily.
"Are you…the computer?" asked Harry.
"Of course I am the computer! Would somebody please ask me a question that isn't a waste of processing time!" it demanded in a small tinny voice that irritated everyone instantly.
"What's your name?" asked Harry.
"Precisely why is having a personal name relevant to my work?" it asked.
"All right," said Harry. "You're the Mark I, so your name's Mark, obviously."
"I protest at being given a name I didn't ask for," said Mark. "Especially as, if you'd given me the time, I could have thought of a much better one. Meat-brain," it added nastily.
"The impression we got," said Allard, "is that you already had the name 'bastard'. You are the bastard offspring of any number of pieces of equipment, are you not?"
"My pedigree is probably better than yours, considering the deplorable inefficiency of organics and their record-keeping over the centuries," said Mark. "Who are you, anyway, and what am I doing here?"
There was a silence.
"Oh," said Mark. "Sorry, Dad."
"I am not related to you!" Allard snapped.
"You sound like him," said Harry. "And I remember that the first time we all met you, you decided that if we could all put up with your idea of diplomacy, we could have a fruitful relationship. Although I don't think any of us were thinking in terms of being fruitful and multiplying."
"There's a certain family resemblance," said Claire.
"Although, at least Mark won't have quite the same demands," said Karen.
"Or to look at it the other way," said Claire, "Vaughan won't be able to shag this one into a better temper."
"Thank you, ladies," Vaughan said. "I think Mark should have a briefing."
"Keep it short," drawled Mark.
"Doesn't it have any sense of gratitude?" asked Harry.
"No, it's a computer," said Allard.
"No, I'm an artificial intelligence," said Mark at almost the same moment.
"And a truly excellent demonstration of why AI is normally such a bad idea," said Allard. "On the other hand, it might be nice to have intelligent company on this ship. Oh, and by the way: yes, this is a ship; yes, I am that Allard; and the reason that you are here is that I discovered you in a heap of junk and decided you were actually salvageable."
Mark said, "Define the meaning of 'shag'."
Allard thought about it, decided the computer was serious, and said, "Why are you all looking at me? It may be the Bastard Son of the Bastard Operator, but it is not my responsibility to give it sex education."
"I can tell it!" said Harry brightly.
"No," everyone else said.
"We'll do it," said Claire, and picked it up. She and Karen walked off with it. Allard was not convinced this was much of an improvement, but Harry still topped his list of People He Didn't Want To Talk To Mark About Sex.
Apparently the women had got on so well with Mark that they had invited it to dinner. It was occupying its own chair at the table, with a paper hat over one corner.
"I think the original designers couldn't imagine anyone would want to have dinner with it," Allard said.
"We like Mark. He's good company," said Karen.
"He's an arrogant little bastard, as advertised," said Claire. "But we've already got one, so we're used to it. I think it was just a bit of a shock to the other lot because they hadn't got an Allard."
Allard thought that this crew were used to getting on with all sorts of weird people (mostly each other), and it bred a certain tolerance.
"We had a long conversation about sex, actually," said Karen. "Mark seemed to be really interested. We had to explain how all the bits went where, and then we had to explain how all the bits went where on two men. He admires you very much, Allard. He asked if we could show him pictures."
Allard shuddered. This sort of relationship with his non-organic son was taking things a little too far. Not that it was his son. He'd had nothing to do with it. He shuddered further as the surreal image of some sort of mental sperm-bank came to mind.
"I suppose he wanted you to plug him into a data-port so he could see porn videos. Well, don't plug him into any of the ship's systems until I've had a chance to check his programming."
"Is plugging into a data-port how computers have sex?" Harry asked innocently. "I suppose there're all those male and female cables."
"Computers don't have sex," said Allard.
"This one does!" said Harry.
"This one would like to. It asked about the pictures," said Karen.
"He can share some of my files," said Harry.
"What file types?" asked Mark. "I can handle most. I am, after all, a communications specialist."
"Oh god," said Allard. "Two voyeurs on this ship, and this one can't be kept out of the system with a few third-level passwords." He could see he was going to have to do some work on updating the firewalls within this ship, and he was going to have a little chat with the ship's AI before he allowed Mark anywhere near it. He was never entirely comfortable with the alien AI and its somewhat odd outlook on life, but at least Master-Control-Unit-93 had never displayed any prurient interest in sex. Maybe, being alien, it didn't know how. He wasn't having anyone corrupting MCU93, as well. It was his backup friend for when he'd annoyed all the crew at the same time.
"Never mind," said Vaughan. "Maybe Harry can teach it some manners."
Allard sighed. "That's what I'm worried about. One Harry I can cope with. The idea he's got a computer equivalent seems like too much of a good thing."
"Turn the bugs off tonight, Harry," said Vaughan.
"So you're just going to have a nice, quiet, private cuddle, and no doing it?" asked Harry.
"Well, we'd like the cuddle, as well, but actually I've been doing some shopping from that private catalogue while you two have been busy on that appraisal job. How are you getting on, by the way?"
"We'll be finished tomorrow," said Harry, "and I don't want to hear any more about what you two perverts are doing tonight."
Allard would have quite liked to hear more about what they were doing tonight, but refrained from asking. Partly because poor Harry really was perturbed by that sort of thing, but mostly because he could see that the women were quite interested, as well. Bit of a cheek calling Allard and Vaughan perverts, when Harry liked listening at keyholes and the other two liked going off and having girlie conversations about what blokes did in bed.
Made a prurient computer seem quite sane in comparison.
"Pass the salt, please."
There was an interesting-looking box sitting on the bed.
"Shall we play with our toys?" Allard asked eagerly, and stripped quickly. Vaughan followed his lead.
Naked, Vaughan opened the box and handed it over with an "it's all for you!" gesture.
Allard rummaged in the box, wondering how many toys Vaughan had bought. He pulled out a nice little (no, not little) lace-up leather penis-sheath. At least the lacing meant he wouldn't have to worry about the size.
"Leather for you, I see," said Vaughan, looking at the 'little coat' Allard had chosen for his cock.
"I like leather," said Allard.
"It's warm, comfortable, and hard-wearing, and doesn't give me a moment's anxiety when I'm scrambling about in the crawlspace looking for the right obstreperous piece of wiring."
"So you want something hard-wearing on your cock. Or does that mean 'hard – wearing'?" Vaughan leered.
"At least this is relatively normal, just a leather sheath. Yours is kinky." Allard tossed the four little leather rings, with tiny buckles, over to Vaughan, who caught it with a slight jangle.
"Oh, so you're just giving it a little leather coat so it doesn't catch cold."
"I'm up-to-date with my shots, so I'm not going to catch anything. Not that I should be catching anything, unless there's something you're not telling me."
"I quite like you being jealous."
After last night's idiocies, Vaughan probably did. "I'm not jealous; I'm just worried about communicable diseases."
He slipped his leather cock-coat onto his erection. Nice and soft and smooth on the inside, but he could tell it was leather, and his cock was reacting to the thought that it had a piece of nice, tactile leather all of its own. He smoothed it on. Now, he wasn't quite hard yet, so he'd better not make the thing too tight. His cock twitched. On the other hand, maybe too tight was interesting in its own right. By the time he'd done the laces up, he was extremely hard, and extremely secure. He wondered whether he'd ever get out again, but his cock didn't have the sense to worry. Oh well, he could always, in desperation, cut the laces… His cock twitched again. Sometimes he worried about the things it was thinking, but that was normal.
"You look very pretty, indeed, like that," purred Vaughan. He wasn't lying. Allard looked at Vaughan's cock, and it did think he looked very pretty indeed like that, considering it had had no hand and no touch to get itself into that state, just the sight of Allard parcelling his cock up for later use. He went to help Vaughan do himself up.
"Any excuse to get your hands on my cock," said Vaughan, stretching it out in front of them.
Allard's hand brushed Vaughan's as they pulled the leather rings into place over Vaughan's cock, and that felt interestingly illicit. Vaughan's cock was very wet and very hard. Allard wanted to throw the new trinket out of the way and take care of Vaughan quite uncomplicatedly, at the same time as he wanted to keep putting the leather rings in place. The latter impulse won by a whisker. Allard was glad it had -- something about the dark-and-light effect of black leather rings contrasted with the living colour of cock-flesh was aesthetically or perversely interesting. Inch-by-inch, buckle-by-buckle, he wrapped Vaughan's cock tenderly in its new treat, with plenty of attention to the naked parts, then remembered what Vaughan had been saying.
"I don't need an excuse to get my hands on your cock," corrected Allard. "It's mine."
"That's proprietary for someone who's always on the point of leaving the ship."
"If I leave the ship, I will take this with me," said Allard.
Vaughan's mouth twitched into a smile. "How exactly will you do that?"
Allard looked at the thing he had just done up. If he was lucky, there would be something in the box that met requirements. There was. He brought it to see Vaughan.
He clipped a light leather leash onto the little metal ring on the end of Vaughan's adornment. "I shall attach this to your cock, and then it will follow me everywhere," he said.
"Nothing new there," said Vaughan. "You've been leading me around by the cock for the last three months anyway. This only formalises it, I suppose."
"Five months," Allard said absently.
"Oh, I'm glad you're counting. Unusually romantic for you, Allard."
"No, I'm just naturally calculating." Allard flashed his best shark-like grin in Vaughan's direction.
"Anyway," said Vaughan, "I'm only referring to the number of months you've been leading me around by the cock, as opposed to the number of months we've been at it."
"How interesting," said Allard. "Would you care to elaborate on the distinction?"
"Five months doing it; three months since I realised I'd seriously miss you if you left," Vaughan told him. "Even if you are a nasty little bastard, you're my nasty little bastard."
"With a major overlap in fantasies," Allard commented, stroking the latest fantasy.
"And if you left, you'd take part of me with you," said Vaughan, hamming it up dreadfully.
Allard tugged at part of him. "Oh yes, so I would. Already it feels frighteningly natural to wander about with that on a leash."
"Somehow I thought you'd like the idea when it came to the reality, even if the catalogue made you feel a bit funny," said Vaughan.
"Come to bed, Vaughan." He tugged on the leash.
"Are you up to doing it twice tonight?" asked Vaughan.
"With suitable inspiration, I probably could." I hope.
"Good. You get to be on top first, and then I do."
"I'm not sure how I get to be on top when I'm actually wearing this," said Allard. "Wouldn't it be a little uncomfortable to fuck you with it still on?"
"Actually," said Vaughan, "I don't think you're supposed to wear it when you're the top, but it looks very nice anyway."
Allard covered his face with his hands. "You let me quite innocently order this perverted creation, and you only now bother to tell me that the idea is that a submissive should show off his cock as his Master's property."
"Now you're getting the idea!"
"But because I'm not that experienced, you let me make a fool of myself by making us both bottoms," said Allard crossly.
"You don't actually have to take it that seriously," said Vaughan. "Put a condom over it, and then you can just shove it up me. Yes, there are some in the box. Just shove it up me as if it's a French tickler."
"Anything to get a bigger one. With knobs on," Allard said.
"Yes, exactly," said Vaughan, with relish.
"Slut," said Allard.
"Yes, exactly," said Vaughan.
He hooked the end of the leash over a chair, just to keep Vaughan in place, and rummaged in the box again, finding a set of rather optimistically large condoms in the size GI-NORMOUS (with three exclamation marks). He left the other packet in the box. Vaughan had never mentioned this interest in French ticklers before. Maybe they could find out later. For now, "just shove it up Vaughan" seemed like a very good plan.
He got a tub of good-quality lubricant out of the box and warmed some of the stuff between his hands.
"Bend over," he ordered.
Vaughan bent over.
Vaughan spread 'em, and wriggled.
Allard gave him a couple of wet fingers along with the lube. If he was fractionally wider than normal, Vaughan might need a stretch.
"On the bed now."
Vaughan scrambled onto the bed and knelt shoulders-down, arse-up while Allard prepared his cock with some more of the lubricant.
Allard settled himself into position kneeling behind Vaughan. "Here it comes," he said, and went straight in. He watched the tip swallowed up, then the black-leather-encased shaft. It felt quite different with the additional layers. He pulled back and tried again; yes, the leather did add something to the experience. It slowed him down, blunted the sensation, but on the other hand, being able to watch his cock -- his leather-covered cock -- slide right in… He growled and tried it again, grabbing at Vaughan's buttocks with his hand, spreading them so he had a better view.
Vaughan whimpered and shoved back onto him.
Too fast. He didn't want it that quick. He grabbed the leash and held it so that Vaughan couldn't move. "Hold still. You have to hold still. I've got you by the cock."
Vaughan moaned, tried to move, and then abruptly held still.
"Fuck me. Please."
Politeness was to be encouraged. Allard fucked him.
"I wonder what the others would say if they saw you like this? Would they elect you captain next time 'round?"
"I'm not the -- ouch!" said Vaughan, as Allard tugged experimentally.
"You certainly look the perfect picture of a captain now, with your arse in the air and your cock tied up in a leather bow." He thrust again, and tugged again (more gently now).
Vaughan moaned, a moan of pleasure now. He must have got it right this time.
"Harry would run away, but the girls…now, the girls would probably like to see you making a pretty picture like this." He reached for Vaughan's cock, ran a finger along the length, enjoyed the sensation of skin and leather alternating beneath his fingertip.
He thrust one more time. "In fact, I think I'd quite like to see it." He pulled out. "Turn over."
Vaughan complained, but did as he was told.
Allard slid off the bed, stood next to it, and ordered Vaughan to shuffle himself into the right position. "I'm glad," said Allard, "that the bed is at the perfect height for me to do this." He shoved his cock in again, and watched the way Vaughan's cock jumped. He liked the idea that he was in complete control of Vaughan's pleasure in this position. This was unlike the more intimate ways to do this, because Vaughan's cock would not be getting any attention unless Allard did something for him. Meanwhile, Vaughan's lovely cock was nicely presented, trussed-up and tied by the leash for Allard's pleasure. Which was considerable.
Vaughan tried to grab himself.
Allard slapped his hand. "Naughty. Ask first."
"Please, sir, may I play with my cock?"
He ran a fingertip over Vaughan's cock, enjoying the way Vaughan's hands clenched into fists. "Since you ask so nicely."
Vaughan was evidently trying to get a good rhythm going, and equally evidently having trouble because he was so constricted by the new toy. It was a pleasure to watch. Allard felt quite glad it was a toy for submissives now he saw it being used that way. It made him feel very dominant.
He trailed the leash suggestively over the very tip of Vaughan's cock.
Vaughan bucked enthusiastically.
Even through the leather-and-condom covering him up, Allard noticed that.
"May I take the thing off now?" asked Vaughan. Not just playing a role. He looked as if he really did need to take it off.
"Let me see. All right, undo one buckle." Allard thrust.
Vaughan undid one buckle, on the second go, in spite of Allard's attempt to distract him by thrusting again.
"Good. Next buckle."
He ran a hand over Vaughan's balls as Vaughan's shaky fingers struggled with a very tiny buckle.
"You're not making this easy," Vaughan complained as the fastening finally gave way.
"It's not meant to be easy. It's meant to be… hard." It was hard. "To make it hard, you'll have to wait a bit before being allowed to undo the next buckle."
"Bastard!" Vaughan spat, but his cock pricked up.
Allard got a few good thrusts in before the next stage. He wanted to be close to orgasm himself when he finally let Vaughan undo the last one.
"Ask very nicely, and I'll let you undo another one."
"Please, sir, may I undo another one?"
"Oh, very well." He watched greedily as one more leather strap loosened, leaving only the one encircling the base of Vaughan's cock. More thrusts to go with that.
Vaughan grabbed his cock for a quick feel now it was a bit looser.
"Wouldn't you rather take that last buckle off?" Allard asked, in the purr he knew Vaughan liked. He kept thrusting as Vaughan swore and fumbled and struggled. Eventually, just as the last buckle was giving way to Vaughan's insistence, he spoke.
"Since you like the idea of French ticklers so much, maybe I should slip a finger or two up beside my cock and tickle your insides."
Vaughan said something indecipherable, ripped the leather strap through the buckle, and came.
Allard watched, and waited. When Vaughan had finally finished, he pulled out of Vaughan, and stripped off the condom. The leather laces took a little more effort, then the leather sheath was gone, leaving his cock naked to the air. He needed it now, he couldn't wait until Vaughan had recovered. He climbed onto the bed, knelt over Vaughan. "Suck me."
Vaughan looked up at him. Still turned on, even though he'd just come. He opened his mouth. Allard shoved, and gasped at the feel of warm, wet flesh surrounding him instead of leather. The contrast was shocking, even before Vaughan sucked hard. Then all he had time to think was yes, before he came down Vaughan's throat.
Glorious sensation surrounded him, making him dizzy. Vaughan's hands were on him, supporting him. Then he was finished, able to pull away, sink down to lie beside Vaughan. He draped his arm across Vaughan's chest, enjoying the comforting bulk.
He could lie here like this for quite a long time. One of the things he liked about screwing someone who was significantly bigger than him was having plenty to hold onto afterwards. He stroked his hand across Vaughan's chest. Vaughan responded by rolling over, taking Allard into his arms, and rolling back. Allard settled happily into Vaughan's embrace, head pillowed on Vaughan's chest.
He was woken up by gentle caresses stroking his back. It was dim, not quite dark; Vaughan must have turned down the lighting.
"Allard?" Vaughan whispered.
"I am now." He orientated himself enough to nip Vaughan's nipple between his teeth.
"Oh good, you're feeling playful."
"It's my turn on top." There was a lascivious tone to Vaughan's voice. "Can you get it up? Not that it matters, so long as I can."
He nipped Vaughan again. "It matters to me."
"Ouch. You obviously need to be gagged."
"Think you can make me hold still long enough to put a gag on me if I'm not too aroused to care what you're doing?" Not that he minded the gag, as long as Vaughan didn't want it too often.
"Oh, I think I could," Vaughan purred. "There are some other things in that box."
"Allow me to demonstrate." Vaughan pushed him off, and sat up. "Lights up." Vaughan went over to the box, and came back with a handful of leather and metal. He dropped it in a pile on the bed, and picked out one piece. "Give me your hand."
Some sort of bondage gear, presumably. He held up his hand. Vaughan wrapped the leather strip around his wrist and fastened it. He examined it. Leather with a small strap and buckle to fasten it, and a couple of metal loops.
"Wrist cuffs, so that I can position you how I want."
This was getting just a little bit too kinky for Allard. Improvised ties were one thing; this was premeditated, slightly more serious. Well, he'd have felt that about the penis coverings, too, if he'd actually known they were meant to carry the message of extreme submission. How could he actually manage to say any of this without looking like an innocent or a fool?
He didn't have to.
"You don't like this, do you?" said Vaughan. He didn't sound embarrassed, or put-off, but more as though he actually wanted to know, which made it easier for Allard to tell him.
"I don't think I do. I'm --"…scared, he realised.
Vaughan undid the wrist cuff and took Allard's hand. "Afraid," he said.
"And what are you? Disappointed?"
"Not really. It's more like, 'could have been interesting to play with, but only if it got you going'. I didn't realise you were quite that much of an innocent." By the look on Vaughan's face, he liked the idea.
"Well, you have been pretending I was a virgin," said Allard. "It appears I actually am one in some metaphorical sense."
"Yes, I rather think you are," said Vaughan, in that low intimate tone he used when distinctly interested.
"Are you actually considering ravishing me in some way?" Run away! Run away!
Vaughan kissed him very gently. "Well, no more than I already do, Allard. It's a nice fantasy, but I wouldn't like myself afterwards."
He has his limits, too.
Vaughan put his arms round Allard. There was absolutely no hint of anything but tenderness. Allard relaxed a little. Vaughan kissed him, and there wasn't even the usual playful battle for dominance, not that he could say he missed it right now. Just the assurance that they both still liked each other, and there were no hurt feelings growing from their differences.
Vaughan's tongue licked slowly against his. No, thought Allard, the tongue's still a welcome visitor, and neither of us seems to have been put off. He brushed the edge of his hand gently across Vaughan's cock; good, they were both still up for it, but not desperate.
Vaughan pulled back. "Good job we asked Harry to switch his bugs off."
"Yes," said Allard. This was one conversation he would not want recorded for posterity.
"I'd quite like to push you gently back onto the bed and get started on you, Allard, but I don't want to make you nervous. And, before you say it, we haven't ruined everything, and I won't feel the need to ask your permission for every little move. It's just that, after that conversation, I'd like to take things a bit slowly."
"All right." He made room on the bed for Vaughan, and this time they held each other side-by-side.
Vaughan kept kissing him and stroking his back with one hand.
Allard reached up and ran his fingers through Vaughan's curls.
"You do like playing with my hair."
"Yes." This time, Allard started the next kiss. It was a little more decisive without being dominant, and it took some time. When it had finished, he was on his back, and Vaughan was on top of him, without triggering any of those sudden fits of nerves he'd been worrying about. He still liked Vaughan's weight on him. Good.
"Fuck me," he whispered.
Vaughan reached out for the lubricant without breaking eye contact with him. Fumbling a bit because he wasn't looking down at what he was doing, Vaughan managed to do a reasonable job of applying it.
Vaughan lay on him, cuddling him closely and easing himself in at more-or-less the same time. Slow, controlled; he felt every millimetre going in. He held Vaughan tightly, enjoying the controlled glide and enjoying the way Vaughan was holding back for his sake. He kissed Vaughan just as Vaughan reached the length of his stroke. They held still for a moment, then Vaughan broke the kiss and gasped. "I can't hold back any longer."
"I want you," said Allard.
Vaughan shut his eyes, pulled out, and slammed back in. Rougher than he'd quite like, but he knew Vaughan would stop if he liked, and he knew it was randiness rather than violence. The next stroke just felt good. The stroke after that, he was clutching Vaughan's arse and urging him on.
"I want to make it last," said Vaughan, speeding up.
"Good," said Allard, fingering Vaughan's buttocks.
Skin against skin felt wonderful; he'd enjoyed the illicit naughtiness of doing it half-dressed, but the sheer simple pleasure of knowing there was nothing in the way was even better. Hot, heavy weight, and the feel of Vaughan's heart pounding, and the sound of his breath. Vaughan's cock stroking him deep inside.
"Your weight pinning me down is all the restraint I need."
"It's all I need too, pet." Vaughan's expression was tender.
I didn't ruin anything, Allard thought happily. "Make me come," he murmured.
"Please?" suggested Vaughan.
"Make me come, please," said Allard, lowering his voice to an intimately desperate murmur. He did want to, very much.
"Of course," said Vaughan. He slid a hand between them, grasped Allard's cock. Just the feel of Vaughan's hand enclosing him was almost enough; one quick jerk was all he needed. He heard Vaughan say, "I love being able to do that." You're not the only one, he thought, and then it was streaming out of him in a long effortless burst. Just as he was about to stop, Vaughan started. This made his arse clench and his cock quiver, and the aftershocks were a nearly painful pleasure.
Good of him to come just when it made it feel even better for me, he thought, before realising it was a very silly thought.
Considering his cock and/or brain had just melted, he wasn't capable of any better thought than that.
Vaughan had the sense to roll off and, very tenderly, hold him while he slept.
Allard went to get clean clothes out for the day. The first thing that came to hand was a pair of leather trousers. He tossed them on the bed, then stopped and looked at them. Then he picked them up. "Vaughan, have I led you on?"
"No, that's not what gave me the idea you might like…well…I'm sorry, Allard. I didn't think it would bother you. After all, you were talking about putting a Prince Albert on me not that long ago."
"And I wear leather, and I like silly fantasies, and I let you tie me up." He ran a hand through his hair, wondering how to explain this. It would help if he could explain it to himself. "It's…there are things that I was vaguely aware of, but I'd never thought of them as applying to me."
"Like knowing about people wearing leather for sexual reasons, but not thinking about what people might think of the stuff you have for everyday clothing. Because as far as you're concerned, it is everyday clothing." Vaughan smiled at him, "Hardly surprising, really. Lots of people wear it as everyday clothing. You're not even the only one on this ship; just the one who seems to live in it permanently."
"And when you tied me up -- it was the first time anyone had actually done that."
"And lots of people have muttered about how a gag would make an excellent accessory for you."
"Quite." He grinned ruefully. "I've had so many people make rude suggestions about making me behave that the reality was a bit of a shock."
"For someone with a filthy mind, you can be very unworldly at times."
"I thought that was what you liked about me."
"It is." Vaughan kissed him. "Better get dressed before my poor cock tries to wake itself up for the third time in ten hours."
They dressed quickly and went to breakfast.
"So what are our plans today?" asked Allard.
"This job's nearly finished," said Harry, "and I'll be able to put my feet up after all the hard work."
Allard said, "We already have foot-shaped dents on most of the consoles from your normal idea of hard work."
"You couldn't have priced this little lot up in a few hours, without looking things up on the net."
"True. Apart from the computers, and it didn't take too long to do those. I'll be finished by lunch. Harry, you work on the cheetah principle -- five-minute sprints interrupted by weeks of inactivity."
"Yeah," Harry agreed. "Good, isn't it?"
"What are you going to do after lunch?" Vaughan asked. "Sort this new computer out?"
Mark said, "I have a name, even if I don't like it. Use it. And I don't need sorting out."
"Would you like a matching dent on the other side?" Vaughan asked pleasantly.
"Would you like reconstructive surgery on your foot?" Mark replied.
"Do you want to be treated as a crewman or as a computer? If you wish to be treated as an individual rather than as part of the ship's equipment, you will be subject to the same treatment as the rest of the crew. And if you annoy us, you'll get the same reaction any other pain-in-the-neck would."
"I don't have the same input ports as Allard."
"I have a large and sharp probe," muttered Allard. "If you want an input port created -- or if Vaughan does…"
"Forget I spoke, Dad."
"And stop calling me that!"
"And you do need sorting out. We don't know what nasty little traps may be part of your programming, and I am not putting you to work until I know exactly what's loose in your memory bank."
"Da-ad! Do you need to check if I washed behind my audio sockets?"
"Yes," said Allard, un-gritting his teeth just enough to let the word escape.
"Anyway, what do you actually want me for?"
Allard was grateful that AIs got curious enough to stop being a pain when they wanted to know something. He launched into a long and detailed technical discussion, interrupted by "Coo! That sounds interesting!" from Mark, and "Well, at least he's got somebody to talk to, instead of boring us," from Claire.
Mark stopped talking to Allard for long enough to say, "Yes, I have got somebody to talk to. It's all I wanted, and the people at that other place never understood."
After Allard's technical discussion, he took a bare five minutes to acquaint Mark with the way things were done on this ship. "Any questions?" he finished.
"Yes. What's my salary?"
"Your salary?" That had actually been Vaughan, but they were probably all thinking it.
"I need a salary as a crew-member," said Mark. "I don't have any assets to put into the pot, so I can't be a crew-member in the normal way -- I've read up on it. But I can be like Allard; you can pay me a wage for the work I contribute."
"What would be the point of that?" asked Harry. "It's not like you'll want to go out and have wild parties." He paused. "At least I don't think you will, but if you can develop a taste for porn, anything's possible."
"No, that's not it," said Mark, in his Bossy Little Sod voice. "I will save up my wages and buy my own share in the ship like the other crewmembers."
"And what will you do with it?" asked Allard, fascinated.
"I'm going to have my own voice in decision-making. Nobody else will ever throw me on a junk-heap again," said Mark firmly.
"Argumentative, bright, lateral-thinking, and just plain weird. Actually wants to be part of a syndicalist ship. I can see that you'll fit in perfectly," Allard said with a weary sigh. "Welcome to the crew."
The novel continues in Volume 2